bace balik.

entri aku adalah lately adalah emo. this the stage what did we called as "after-emo" stage. aku nak namakan stage 'membaca entri emo balik'. bila aku baca balik, aku rasa aku boleh tau je ape orang laen judge aku. aku rasakanla. sebab, dengan melihat muka muka cam "pehal dia ni? ingat aku nak amek kesah"...or cam muka-ingat-aku-nak-amek-kesah, aku rasa entri aku memang pedis.

eh, aku rasakan, aku cam mencari SIMPATI SIMPATI MANUSIA DIKELILING AKU. aku rasa la sebab orang tengok aku cam nak menari simpati sebab kad bank aku rosak. urgh. payah jugak kalau aku ada blog, bila nak tulis nak lepaskan perasaan, nak rasa tuh dan ni, owh, ada orang mentafsir salah salah salah. dan KAN AKU DAH CAKAP...kalau korang korang ni yang masuk dalam blog aku, pastu rasa macam "peh, peh, peh, wuuttahell budak ni? ingat ko tu sape ke? ingat ko bagus sangat ke nak jaga jaga perasaan ko?". you know what? i dont even give a damn to you coz you are damn. yes, you are damn. aku dah cakap, apsal ko buat muka fuck up kat aku? owh, well jangan bagi alasan "aku tapandai cover sikit bende2 ni". owh soriiiiiiiiiiii mannn aku gtau direct kat kau dalam blog aku. barangkali kau sedang stalk blog aku, pastu ko KUTUK2 AKU dan jumpa aku kau fuck up aku jugak. common la weyh, be mature la weyh, aku ada perasaan la, kalau kau tak tau apa yang berlaku dalam hidup aku, jangan nak menyibuk, sebab aku bukan NAK sangat jadi macam ni, dah jadi macam ni, and ni la respon aku kat korang korang ni.

aku semakin pissed off bila aku cakap pasal korang.

dah. aku nak move on ngan hidup aku. owh btw, aku BUKAN MENAGIH SIMPATI DENGAN MENULIS NULIS DALAM BLOG, like

TOLONGLAA DERMA KAT AKU...SESUNGGUHNYA ORANG YANG MENDERMA DEKAT AKU AKAN DIKURNIAKAN PAHALA(?)

gfy la.

aku tak minta derma pon. aku tanak minta apa apa pun. sikit pun aku tanak. tolong jangan bagi apa-apa pon kat aku sebab aku tau, ornag yang merasakan terpaksa ni bukan kawan aku pun, atas nama 'kawan' cam tu ja, heh. tapayah pon nak rasa aku kawan korang ni. sebab aku dah penat anggap korang-korang ni kawan. jangan ajak aku nak buat apa pon, sebab heh, aku biasala, bermasalah dan sentiasa mencari masalah, dan menyebabkan miserable je life-life korang. owh, btw, aku ada bebarapa kawan, yang i mean betol2 kawan, susah senang aku orang orang macam ni ada. biar jauh, asalkan dekat. lebih dekat dari kawan kawan aku yang dekat sini pon. kalau 'kawan' la.

[] owh, jangan cakap "hah, pergi la ngan kawan kawan kau yang jauh tuuu!!!" sebab kalau kau orang cakap, aku takkan maafkan korang sampai ke neraka jahanam, even walau aku masuk neraka sekali pun.[]

tengok. masuk blog aku pun, kalau cari pasal ngan aku memang korang dapat dosa sekali. jangan masuk la. sebab korang masuk and korang-korang akan salah anggap aku, cam alasan lee dalam blog dia "because this blog giving you false thing about who i am". lebih kurang la. heh.

lupakan pasal apa aku nak dalam wish2 aku dalam entri2 seblum ni pon. sbb aku x nak pun semua tuh, aku juz nak 'kawan' yang membawa maksud kawan. aku tanak la barang2 tuh, tuh memang style aku kalau aku mengidam sumthin, aku nak tulis tu ni. aku tanak semua2 tu pun. aku tanak aku debenci itu je. owh, maybe cakap la cam "dah perangai ko cam tu, sape tak benci..". hurm, cakapla, coz, aku kalau bab bab benci, aku 10x lagi benci kau orang daripada aku benci bush. owh, in case kalau kau orang benci aku.

entri aku kali ni aku bukan nak point kat sapa sapa. spesifiknya takde pun, laki ke, pempuan ke, same je. aku attack semua. owh, betapa berani dan bodohnya aku benda ni sebab macam biasa, korang akan salah faham dan semakin membenci aku.

salam. kalau ni kali terakhir korang nak visit blog aku, jangan lupa:

1. bukak history korang and delete adress blog aku dari komputer korang

2. hentak kepala korang kat meja and try recall balik korang dpt ingat tak apa itu perkata 'blog'

3. jangan buat muka F ngan aku jugak sebab aku takleh terima muka F korang. lepas ni la. in case korag buat, i have no choice but, juz agree with watever damn thing you did, but dont expect i will just sit and absorb all of that pathogen. a split-response yang korang tunggu. buat la kalau nak tau.

4. jangan masuk lagi dalam blog pengemis kesusahan ni.

DAH BUAT KEPUTUSAN?

bagus kalau anda pilih untuk tidak masuk. tapi another "B" kalau korang nak masuk.

suka hatila.

haha. bye bye.

jangan masuk lagi tau.

well at least...

finally aku boleh bernafas. aku tak terkira bersyukur menangis bersujud terima kasih kat Tuhan sebab ada orang tolong aku hari ni. cam, sori to say, it was unexpected for orang cam ko nak tolong aku. alhamdulillah tu dah lebih daripada cukup dah. juz aku kena beli mnde2 yang perlu cam praznoi bilet sudah. aku nak beli makanan, but sangat membazir.

aku tak harapkan apa apa untuk bufday aku nanti. aku harapkan aku ada KAWAN2 (caps lock mndakan yg btol2 aku rasa kawan) je nanti. heh. sori semlam pasal entri emo aku. aku tak berniat but aku dah tension sangat2.

aku rasa aku boleh survive even dgn jumlah amoun yg aku skrg sebab aku dah jumpa penyelesaian yang paling mudah sekrang .....

sebab msalah aku kalau bangun pagi aku tak sempat nak sarapan rushing itu ini, so aku decide aku nak sarapan+makan tengah hari hanya dengan gula. ye, air gula coz:

1. merangkumi H20 yang semamngnya mghilangkan dahaga

2. mengandungi glucose

3. duit aku tapakai langsung utk satu hari maybe juz 10 ruble untuk satu hari

4. sedap

5. aku jugak boleh tolong mmber aku yg dahaga, kalau derang tapau aku cakap "heh..tuh air gula laaa". kalau sggup minum la.

hafidz, you gotta be strong..air gula pun air gula laaa tiap2 hari, asalkan ko hidup, and studi.

and please jangan baca blog aku pastu buat muka F kat aku. aku tapenah jmput krang bace blog aku, nak bace, bacela. aku tak larang. but anything harm, aku blame ko.

skrg aku tgh brainstrom about sumthin. sumthin yang important untuk aku. camner nak settle bufday nnti utk jadi low cost eh?

hah. aku dah ade idea. maybe ak beli pirozhki kat orang la. cukup la tuuu. aku nak celebrate jugak heh. hurm, ikot calcualtion aku (ahli kelas ada 7 orang, so 7 hari tak beli pirozhki, dapat save 70 ruble untuk belnja derang2...). itu jimat. though aku tamampu nak uat apa2, kalau dah niat at least i try to make sumthin out of it.

kalau kat kursk nnti, aku rasa aku nak makan, aku dah plan dah, sblum bertolak aku nak beli makanan cam roti kering. urm, nak cicah ngan sardin la since sardin kan murah, beli satu tin dekat2 rm 2.50 so , tahan la kot untuk 2 hari perjalanan. air, heh, air masak tapisan. tiap masa aku melntak air tapisan tuh. tadi aku pergi stolovoi (kantin), haha, terkejut aku dalam dompet aku ade 10 ruble, mlompat aku, then aku g beliroti 7 ruble. Alhamdullilah, campur air gula, terasa kenyang.

btw untuk orang yang bantu aku tuh, mulanya aku berat nak terima, sbb i was expecting that mnde tuh cam surat tguran or what nak marah2 aku sebab mncarut, sbb mmg aku tak expect and from where ko dapat brita aku tgh sesak duit. but, thanxsss sangat2. walaupun skrg aku berhutang dengan ko, but, insya Allah aku try bayar nnti. secepat yang mungkin coz duit ko, ko mesti kena pakai jugak nnti. time aku dapat tadi aku rasa cam nak nangis. aku tak kira la kornag bagi aku 10 ruble, belanja aku mashrut pon dah lbey daripada cukup aku nak rasa korang lbeyh daripada skrdar kawan kepada aku. i mean cam kakak2 or abang2 aku dah. i mean, cara ko tolong akula aku rasa yang paling terhormat sekali. ya Allah, apalah sangat aku mampu balas kat hambaMu yang menolong aku ni. haih.

so long aku kene out dulu, coz paksu aku nak chat. aku kena study. at least try to study.

dulu dan sekarang. tolong jangan baca untuk elak salah faham.

there are big difference between me(sekrang) and me(dulu). owh, ni akan jadi entry emo aku sebab aku dalam masalah terbesar dalam hidup aku and aku masih buntu akal camner aku nak hidup lepas ni. ya Allah, dugaan apa yang Kau timpakan pada aku ni? aku semakin meruncing dengan masalah kewangan aku sekrang dan aku rasa amat2 payah nak belajar. and please, ONE MORE THING, masuk blog aku, jangan nak gtau2 orang lain yang aku menagih simpati dalam blog aku kat orang laen so that derang boleh derma2 kat aku. aku tak nak laa duit2 kesian ni. aku thanxss sangat2 untuk orang2 yang membantu aku. but aku tak sika "alaaa...kesiannn....". urghh, aku terasa looser.

sekrang aku punya duit ada dalam 300 rubles je lagi which is ~~rm30 ringgit. tak tak. RM20 ringgit je lagi sebab aku terpaksa bayar untuk internet, sbb nak check email, coz kalau aku nak pinjam akaun kawan aku punye internet, semua buat muka. jadi aku malas nak orang fuck up aku. well, aku dulu sum1 yang membantu orang, but sekerang dah takleh nak bantu dah, even nak belanja korang2 untuk bufday nanti dah tak boleh dah. sori sangat2. aku dah niat time aku nak keluarkan duit aku nak belanja orang makan Zhar Pizza ke. but hajat ak utak kesampaian and this will be my most disastrous bufday nanti. aku terasa amat down and loser sekarang. aku sekarang berhutang lbih kurang 4000++ ringgit ngan orang. and semua untuk bayar ticket flight and bla bla. skrg aku tak boleh nak beli tambang bas harian pon kat sini pass tambang tuh dalam 54 ringgit. which is kalau aku tgk dalam poket aku ada dua ratus, aku tamampu nak makan apa2 pun. dulu aku beli makan bulanan aku belanjakan dalam 1000 ruble, sekrang reduced kepada 160 ruble je dengan aku juz mampu membeli makanan2 kering cam buah2 kering.

aku terasa amat sempit dan tamampu bernafas sekrang. semalam member2 aku sedap semua makan nasi lemak derang beli kat senior 60 ruble. haha. aku nak jugak. but, kalau aku beli aku sakit untuk 3 minggu. so aku takleh nak beli. memangdang dua orang rum8 aku dah beli nasi lemak so no one akan memasak, tinggal aku sorang yang aku tak tau nak masak ape and nak kene study, nak siapkan slide nak siapkan tuh, ni. aku totally dalam exhausted and taamampu bernafas sekrang. ayah aku nak bank in duit kat akaun kawan aku, but, aku serius tanak susahkan ayah aku, coz, costly kalau dia bagi. aku tau die tgh sempit. sangat2 sempit. kalau dia tanye aku ade duit ke tak? aku gtau ade je abah, masih mampu hidup. so malam semalam aku mengampu la bilik ke bilik mintak sape ada maggi sambil mmbawa balang duit syiling aku, so kalau aku nak bayar aku juz korek je la duit2 syiling aku. heh.

semalam dah bayar duti kurks. aku terpaksa pergi actually sebab nak jaga hati member2 aku yang train aku penat2. nak tak nak, aku dah la pegang wakil untuk 3 games, so, cam payah untuk tolak sebab orang dah rekemen ko and ko nak lari. tu semalam thanxs kepada husaini dengan muka pemurah dia bagi aku duit and dgn pnuh muka hinanya aku amek duit tuh sebab aku dah takde sape nak tolong aku generate duit aku.

nak nak budak bilik aku nak buat sistem "masak sendiri". which means sape nak makan dia masak sendiri. aku takde makanan pon dalam locker aku. aku cam totally mati akal camner nak survive. and btw, derang mintak duit 90 tuble lagi untuk buat kad international student apentah. 90??? korang cakap 20 ruble pun dah berat untuk aku. inikan duit makanan bulanan aku tak tertanggung. haih. kadang2 ak uterpikir la jugak, kenapa takde orang nak buat cam aku akan buat dalam situasi sekarang? kenapa takda orang yangs anggup bantu cam aku nak buat orang sekrang. and please jangan teka apa aku nak buat untuk orang yang sama situasi dengan aku, coz, korang akan cakap aku mengampu dalam blog ni. aku nak lepas perasaan je dalam blog ni. please jangan misunderstood mesej aku dalam ni. aku nak lepas perasaan je. and aku dah gtau awal2 lagi jangn baca. aku sakit ya Allah. aku dah mati akal. tolonglah ya Allah. tolonggg aku.

aku tiada niat nak mengungkit. aku juz perlukan bantuan dariMu.

skrg aku dah dapat borang ATM tuh. aku lagi GILAAAAAAAAAAAA SAKIT AND AKU MENJEERITTT SSEKRG DALAM BILIK COZ AKU DAH MATI SEKRANG PAHAM TAKKKKKK??????aku kene print borang tuh, photoshtat ic and paling aku sakit is, nak post bende tuh balik and confirm would cost me more than 2000 ruble.

aku amat kecewa skrgh and down and aku tamampu nak study 100% juz 10 % otak aku nak pikir nak uat camner ngan hidup aku yang semakin bangsat ni. suddenly kenapa orang2 yang aku sayang dalam dunia ni left me waktu aku tgh sakit cmni...ade juga yang memulakan kesakitan miserable dalam hidup aku. and how could i wish aku tapenah jumpa orang2 macam ni.

tolonglaaaaaaaa............

sori ini entri emo aku. tapyah layan. ini adalah suara hati aku...

untuk Khadijah aka Khaddy

sori aku start ucapan bufday aku dengan gambar2 merepek. anyway first of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND ALL THE BEST KAT KO IN EVERYTHING YANG KO BUAT. Okeyh itu adalah ucapan intro yang bangang.

Here are my points actually. Walaupun malam ni aku dah post 2 post, disebabkan aku bukak fb dan mendapati hari ini (sebenarnya esok memandangkan aku kan lambat 5 jam dari korang), so aku nak post sumthin jugaklah untuk aku sebab ko adalah sumone untuk aku. btw, bufday ko adalah unofficially bufday gurl coz kat sini tak lagi tau tak sebab kat sini baru 11: 27 pm, lagi 33 minit lagi baru masuk 27 march. haha. but, happy bufday jugak.

See ko dah besar dah sekrang, dah 19 tahun dah umur ko. sumpah parent ko mesti bangge gile ngan ko sebab ada anak yang radikal active and peramah cam ko. eventhough dalam 19 tahun ko hidup, aku just masuk dalam kalendar hidup ko untuk 2 tahun lebih je, but it is more then enough i think for me to know you. ko tetap manusia yang baik yang pernah aku kenal. coz, aku tapenah dapat hadiah tau tak untuk bufday aku cam t shirt ke, tau tau dulu ko bagi kat aku t shirt sweater tuh, and aku sangat appreciate mnde tuh sangat. but ade jugak orang bagi hadiah kat aku lepas tuh, but ko paling early la sbb jumpe kat mrsm time uh sebab ada majlis kecemerlangan. haha. tapi sekrang ade lagi kat russia ni juz takleh pakai coz still sjuk2 gitu. mati aku kalau pakai. aku amat sangat appreciate ape ko bagi tuh. heh. actually tapenah ade orang sambut birthday aku dulu, start aku ngan kelas 509 dulu, korangla yang nak sambut bufday sekali. cam korang adalah antara perkara2 'first' hidup aku.

time dulu bosan2 tunggu waktu RC yang kadang2 tapenah nak ade, best je sembang ngan ko tunggu kat tingkat bawah bangunan tuh. haha. mengumpat la ape la. see, ko banyak jugak bantu aku menyelesaikan masalah aku since aku seorang yang bermasalah dan sangat miserable ngan emotion. and you know how to handle me. even time kad bank aku rosak ko still ade tanye aku pasal masalah aku. ko memang kawan baek. entah ape aku pernah tolong ko pun sangat. sori kalau aku ada buat salah ngan ko eh?

ko dah la genius fizik chemist bio and semua2 laa even though ko pernah nangis time beljar bio tajuk ovagenesis, last2 ko gak yang score -.-""

adabanyak aku nak tulis,since esok aku masih ade kelas (sob sob sob), terpaksa la aku stop dulu weyh. sori not much la sangat aku leh cakap, just kat blog jer, nak kasi hadiah jauh sangat, kunk nnti kau bagi hadiah pulak dah kire super belated menopause punye bufday dah. so, at least aku post this harap ko kre hadiah la eh? haha. thanxs kd for being my good friend.

last but not least, again, SELAMAT HARIJADI HAPPY BIRTHDAY, S DNEOM RAZHDENIA TEBYAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gambaran II

GUESS WHERE AM I HEADING....TELL ME NOWWW!!!!!!

tak nak

when things didnt work out as the way u had planned...what u should do? or maybe 'seem' not tot to work out..what should you do?

okeyh. maybe this is my natural, or the hikmah2 or balasan coz the way i want it to be...i mean more or less as 'partial negative' charge on my life 'conjugated system'. okeyh F coz im using chemistry right now. today was a spoil. but please dont be like this tomorrow. erk, it is not becoz im saw u today, but, erk, academic matter. but, hey, i kinda used la of 'being used'. please, hati aku tidak tenang sekrang. shitla, sebab aku tadapat nak hilangkan perasaan kesian ni dalam hati aku. tau taaaaaaakkk aku tak suka ada perasaan kesian buat cam ni kat orang. untuk kau, ye kau, tolonglah, ko tau kan sape 'kau', in case ko bukak blog aku ni, aku nak gtau sumthin which is terrible kalau kau tak buat, aku...erk...takde idea. tolong gunakan aku boleh takk tak tak?? i mean, call aku "hafidz....tolong angkat barang boleh tak?". or "tolong gtau ape sokolova tanye for the next week boleh tak?"

aku tak tau la perasaan ko camner. to be honest, aku sakit sebab aku menahan perasaan kesian aku, entah bersalah, kononnya nak boleh tahan la. but, maybe ko tak rase pape, coz aku tgk ko okeyh je ngan life ko. thats good. at least for you la. tapi sekrang aku mati akal, seriusly aku mati akal how to make things to normal balik. ask me to do 'that' sumthin, aku sanggup buat. i mean untuk aku buat so that things back to normal.

apsal ko jadi headline aku?

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pernah dengar tak pasal usaha tuh sbnrnye kurang penting berbanding tawakal?

perkataan tawakal is sangat sinonim dengan manusia yang nak dekat exam cam "alaa..tawakal je laa" which indicating that tak cukup usaha just, face what will happen. ni for me salah konsep la. but, you know what sumthin i did work. but, kalau dah bace smue, last2 tuh tawakal je la, aku rasa ni konsep yang lagi berkesan. well, selalunya la. i have a friens, hidup die tapenah sangat ngan buku, but at last, die punya markah okeyh je. i mean not that excellent, but, very good. cam, wah, aku penat2 pon dapat markah average je. die pulak tak study banyak gila2 dapat markah okeyh2 jugak, cam, fuh, penentuan is Allah.

but at the same time, ade juga kawan aku anti fahaman ni. die pikir usaha is more important, neglecting what is tawakal. for him. usaha is 95% or above, but tawakal 5%. as a matter a fact, dia top scorer la jugak dulu. cam aku terkejut la jugak. heh. but dalam life aku la, tawakal is 70 % 30% is tawakal. if u dekat ngan Allah, you will be the most nearest person with the world, i mean universe most biggest library. coz ape2 hal, ilmu tu Allah yang punya, so apahal2 Allah yang akan bagi.

so untuk orang2 yang ade test or colloq, gud luck. the least thing that i can say is tawakal. seriusly. it really matter. gud luck.

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gambaran dalam kepala aku....(time takde duit...)..

hehe....kasut takde la aku sangap sangat...

boleh tahan sangap la ngan mende ni....

yang ni...entah...maybe lion aku kat atas katil ni sunyi kot...rase cam nak beli je...

OMG tengok la kaler die striking gile...best kalau aku nak buat casing camera aku. actually ade jual kat volgo ni. time aku nak beli la kad bank aku takleh keluar. kesian kamera aku tak bercasing lagi. ces.

yang ni haram satu pun takde kat volgo. balik malaysia, siap ko!!!!

yang ni tak tau la ade ke tak kat volgo. aku suke sebab dari dulu lagi aku nak jam swatch, but selalunye takde promotion time aku. heh. entah le. bila aku nak beli.

yang ni kalau ada sumpah aku beli tak berpikir. weyh, kalau harga dia murah la. kalau dalam rm 150 tu 200 ringgit okeyh what? but haram nak ade harga range camni untuk jam ni.

hehehe. nampak kan kenapa aku sanggup saving sebab nak shopping kat malaysia nanti?

lullaby of my heart

sekarang ape tuu...aldo2...ape entah organic chemistry niiiiii laaaaa gilaaaaaa laaaaa aku cam ni. kalau aku genius takpe laaa scorer 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 je semua. heh. payah la nak jadi perfect. prestasi aku tapenah maintain. bosan ah aku nak lima la.

takde kaitan ngan ape aku nak cakap pon. actually, pernah tak korang terpikir kalau2 lagu2 yang selalu korang mainkan dalam mp3 ke handphone ke (like me) cam ade kaitan ngan life korang, and otomatiknya mnde uh jadi lagu of the day korang. ade kan kan?

cam aku...erk. hari ni aku nak post pasal campuran2 lagu2 yang aku tau. yang aku selalu dengar la dalam mood2 sekrang ni.

linkin pank--> from the inside

" take everything from the inside...

and throw it all away,

coz im swear for the last time...

i wont put my trust in you, "

katy perry--> thinking of you

"coz when with him, i am thinking of you...

thinking of you, what you were do, "

linkin park--> new divide

" give me reason...to proof me wrong, to watch this memory clean..."

faizal tahir--> bencinta

see....semue lagu menjadi lullaby hidup aku sekrang ni. aku taktau la ape dah jadi kat aku. nak berubah dengan kononnya a 'new me' la kan. padahal, erk, more less the same je. but, aku optimis, never look back, try to be happy.

owh tadi kawan aku ada cakap kat aku ..."alaaa...ko kan sayang classmate ko...". aku confused. adakah ko sinis kat aku or something else. tapaham serious!

oih. cepat gila aku mennjadi tua. aku tak best gilelaaaa semakin2 tua ni. tak best ah. serius.

oih 12 55. kene tido. esok subuh habes pukul 5 50 pagi. mati aku, subuh dinasor kalau tak bangun. kena bangun. demi allah.

salam. baca al mulk.

im using this right now..FYI la...

Numbers & Characters ? I have a question ? I don't understand what you mean ?4U I have a question for you ;S Gentle warning, like "Hmm? what did you say?" ^^ Meaning "read line" or "message above" <3 Meaning "sideways heart" (love, friendship) Meaning "broken heart" <33 Meaning "heart or love" (more 3s is a bigger heart) @TEOTD At the end of the day .02 My (or your) two cents worth 121 One-to-one (private chat initiation) 1337 Leet, meaning 'elite' 143 I love you 14AA41 One for all, and all for one 19 Zero hand (online gaming) 10X Thanks 1CE Once 1DR I wonder 2 Meaning "to" in SMS 20 Meaning "location" 2EZ Too easy 2G2BT Too good to be true 2M2H Too much too handle 2MI Too much information 2MOR Tomorrow 2NTE Tonight 4 Short for "for" in SMS 411 Meaning "information" 404 I don't know 411 Meaning 'information' 420 Lets get high 420 Meaning "Marijuana" 459 Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers) 4COL For crying out loud 4EAE Forever and ever 4NR Foreigner ^5 High-five 511 Too much information (more than 411) 555 Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs) 55555 Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs) 55555 Meaning Laughing (In Thai language the number 5 is pronounced 'ha'.) 6Y Sexy 7K Sick 831 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning) 86 Over 88 Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs) 88 Hugs and kisses 9 Parent is watching Meaning "smile" *s* Meaning "smile" *w* Meaning "wink" A A3 Anytime, anywhere, anyplace AA As above AAF As a matter of fact AAF As a friend AAK Asleep at keyboard AAK Alive and kicking AAMOF As a matter of fact AAMOI As a matter of interest AAP Always a pleasure AAR At any rate AAS Alive and smiling AASHTA As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown) AATK Always at the keyboard ABC Already been chewed ABT About ABT2 Meaning 'About to' ABTA Meaning Good-bye (signoff) ACD ALT / CONTROL / DELETE ACDNT Accident (e-mail, Government) ACK Acknowledge ACPT Accept (e-mail, Government) ACQSTN Acquisition (e-mail, Government) ADAD Another day, another dollar ADBB All done, bye-bye ADD Address ADDY Address ADIH Another day in hell ADIP Another day in paradise ADMIN Administrator ADMINR Administrator (Government) ADN Any day now ADR Address AE Area effect (online gaming) AEAP As early as possible AF April Fools AFC Away from computer AFAIAA As far as I am aware AFAIC As far as I am concerned AFAIK As far as I know AFAIUI As far as I understand it AFAP As far as possible AFJ April Fool's joke AFK Away from keyboard AFZ Acronym Free Zone AFPOE A fresh pair of eyes AH At home AIAMU And I am a money's uncle AIGHT Alright AIR As I remember AISB As it should be AISB As I said before AISI As I see it AITR Adult in the room AKA Also known as ALCON All concerned ALOL Actually laughing out loud AMAP As much as possible AMBW All my best wishes AML All my love AMOF As a matter of fact AO Anarchy Online (online gaming) AOE Area of effect (online game) AOM Age of majority AOM Age of Mythology (online gaming) AOTA All of the above AOYP Angel on your pillow APAC All praise and credit AQAP As quick (or quiet) as possible ARE Acronym rich environment ASIG And so it goes ASAP As soon as possible A/S/L Age/sex/location ASL Age/sex/location ASLA Age/sex/location/availability AT At your terminal ATB All the best ATEOTD At the end of the day ATM At the moment ATSITS All the stars in the sky ATSL Along the same line (or lines) AWC After awhile crocodile AWESO Awesome AWOL Away without leaving AWOL Absent without leave AYDY Are you done yet? AYEC At your earliest convenience AYOR At your own risk AYSOS Are you stupid or something? AYS Are you serious? AYT Are you there? AYTMTB And you're telling me this because AYV Are you vertical? AZN Asian B B Back B& Banned B2W Back to work B8 Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen) B9 Boss is watching B/F Boyfriend B/G Background (personal information request) B4 Before B4N Bye for now BAG Busting a gut BA Bad *a* BAK Back at keyboard BAS Big 'butt' smile BASOR Breathing a sigh of relief BAU Business as usual BAY Back at ya BB Be back BB Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS) BBC Big bad challenge BBIAB Be back in a bit BBIAF Be back in a few BBIAM Be back in a minute BBIAS Be back in a sec BBL Be back later BBN Bye, bye now BBQ Barbeque, "Ownage", shooting score/frag (online gaming) BBS Be back soon BBT Be back tomorrow BC Because B/C Because BC Be cool BCNU Be seeing you BCOS Because BD Big deal BDAY Birthday B-DAY Birthday BDN Big darn number BEG Big evil grin BF Boyfriend BFAW Best friend at work BF2 Battlefield 2 (online gaming) BF Best friend BFF Best friends forever BFFL Best friends for life BFFLNMW Best friends for life, no matter what BFD Big freaking deal BFG Big freaking grin BFFN Best friend for now BFN Bye for now BG Big grin BGWM Be gentle with me BHL8 Be home late BIB Boss is back BIBO Beer in, beer out BIF Before I forget BIH Burn in hell BIL Brother in law BION Believe it or not BIOYA Blow it out your *a* BIOYN Blow it out your nose BISFLATM Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified) BITMT But in the meantime BL Belly laugh BLNT Better luck next time BM Bite me BME Based on my experience BM&Y Between me and you BOB Back off *buddy* BOE Meaning "bind on equip" (online gaming) BOL Best of luck BOLO Be on the look out BOOMS Bored out of my skull BOP Meaning "bind on pickup" (online gaming) BOSMKL Bending over smacking my knee laughing BOT Back on topic BOT Be on that BOYF Boyfriend BPLM Big person little mind BRB Be right back BR Best regards BRBB Be right back *babe* BRNC Be right back, nature calls BRD Bored BRH Be right here BRT Be right there BSF But seriously folks BSOD Blue screen of death BSTS Better safe than sorry BT Bite this BT Between technologies BTA But then again BTDT Been there, done that BTW By the way BTYCL Meaning 'Bootycall' BUBU Slang term for the most beautiful of women BWL Bursting with laughter BYOB Bring your own beer BYOC Bring your own computer BYOP Bring your own paint (paintball) BYTM Better you than me C C&G Chuckle & grin C4N Ciao for now CAD Control + Alt + Delete CAD Short for Canada/Canadian CAM Camera (SMS) CB Coffee break CB Chat break CB Crazy *b* CD9 Code 9, Meaning "parents are around" CFS Care for secret? CFY Calling for you CIAO Good-bye (Italian word) CICO Coffee in, coffee out CID Crying in disgrace CID Consider it done CLAB Crying like a baby CM Call me CMB Call me back CMAP Cover my *a* partner (online gaming) CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong CMON Come on CNP Continued (in) next post COB Close of business COH City of Heroes (online gaming) COS Because C/P Cross post CP Chat post (or continue in IM) CR8 Create CRAFT Can't remember a *freaking* thing CRB Come right back CRBT Crying really big tears CRIT Meaning "critical hit" (online gaming) CRS Can't remember *stuff* CSG Chuckle, snicker, grin CSL Can't stop laughing CSS Counter-Strike Source (online gaming) CT Can't talk CTC Care to chat? CTHU Cracking the *heck* up CU See you too CU See you CU2 See you CUA See you around CUL See you later CULA See you later alligator CUL8R See you later CUMID See you in my dreams CURLO See you around like a donut CWOT Complete waste of time CWYL Chat with you later CYA See you CYAL8R See you later CYE Check your e-mail CYEP Close your eyes partner (online gaming) CYO See you online D D2 Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS) D46? Down for sex? DA Meaning "The" DAoC Dark Age of Camelot (online gaming) DBAU Doing business as usual DBEYR Don't believe everything you read DC Disconnect DD Dear (or Darling) daughter DD Due diligence DEGT Dear (or Darling) daughter DF Don't even go there DFL Dead *freaking* last (online gaming) DGA Don’t go anywhere DGAF Don't give a *freak* DGT Don't go there DGTG Don't go there, girlfriend DH Dear (or Darling) husband DHU Dinosaur hugs (used to show support) DIIK Darned if I know DIKU Do I know you? DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a *freak*? DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a sugar? DIS Did I say? DITYID Did I tell you I'm distressed? DIY Do it yourself DKDC Don't know, don't care DKP Dragon kill points (online gaming) D/L Download DL Download DL Down low DLBBB Don't let (the) bed bugs bite DLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite DM Doesn't matter DM Direct message (Twitter slang) DN Down DNC Do not compute (meaning I do not understand) DNR Dinner (SMS) DNT Don't d00d Dude DOE Daughter of Eve DP Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat) DPS Damage per second (online gaming) DQMOT Don't quote me on this DR Didn't read DS Dear (or Darling) son DTR Define the relationship DTRT Do the right thing DTS Don't think so DTTD Don't touch that dial DUPE Duplicate DUR Do you remember? DV8 Deviate DW Dear (or Darling) wife DWF Divorced white female DWM Divorced white male DXNRY Dictionary DYNWUTB Do you know what you are talking about? DYFI Did you find it? DYFM Dude, you fascinate me DYOR Do your own research (common stock market chat slang) E E Ecstasy E Enemy (online gaming) E1 Everyone E123 Easy as one, two, three E2EG Ear to ear grin EAK Eating at keyboard EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair ED Erase display EF4T Effort EG Evil grin EI Eat it EIP Editing in progress EM E-mail (Twitter slang) EMA E-mail address EMFBI Excuse me for butting in EMFBI Excuse me for jumping in EMSG E-mail message ENUF Enough EOD End of day EOD End of discussion EOL End of lecture EOL End of life EOM End of message EOS End of show EOT End of transmission EQ EverQuest (online gaming) ERS2 Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS) ES Erase screen ETA Estimated time (of) arrival EVA Ever EVO Evolution EWG Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing) EYC Excitable, yet calm EZ Easy EZY Easy F F Meaning female F2F Face to face F2F Face to face F2P Free to play (online gaming) FAAK Falling asleep at keyboard FAF Funny as *freak* FAF Funny as *freak* FAQ Frequently asked questions FB FaceBook FBF Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries) FBFR FaceBook friend FBM Fine by me FBOW For better or worse FC Fingers crossed FC Full card (online gaming) FC'INGO For crying out loud FEITCTAJ *Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke FF Follow Friday (Twitter slang) FFA Free for all (online gaming) FFS For *freak'*sakes FICCL Frankly I couldn't care a less FIIK *Freaked* if I know FIIOOH Forget it, I'm out of here FIL Father in law FIMH Forever in my heart FISH First in, still here FITB Fill in the blank FML *Freak* My Life FOMC Falling off my chair FOAD *Freak* off and die FOAF Friend of a friend FOMCL Falling off my chair laughing FRT For real though FTBOMH From the bottom of my heart FTL For the loss FTW For the win FU *Freak* you FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition FUBB Fouled up beyond belief FUD Face up deal (online gaming) FW Forward FWIW For what it's worth FWM Fine with me FYEO For your eyes only FYA For your amusement FYI For your information G G Grin G Giggle G/F Girlfriend G2CU Good to see you G2G Got to go G2GICYAL8ER Got to go I'll see you later G2R Got to run G4C Going for coffee G9 Genius GA Go ahead GAC Get a clue GAFC Get a *freaking* clue GAL Get a life GAS Got a second? GB Goodbye GBTW Get back to work GBU God bless you GDR Grinning, ducking, and running GD/R Grinning, ducking, and running GFI Go for it GF Girl friend GFN Gone for now GG Gotta Go GG Good Game (online gaming) GG Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs) GGA Good game, all (online gaming) GGE1 Good game, everyone (online gaming) GGMSOT Gotta get me some of that GGOH Gotta Get Outa Here GGP Got to go pee GH Good hand (online gaming) GIAR Give it a rest GIC Gift in crib (online gaming) GIGO Garbage in, garbage out GIRL Guy in real life GJ Good job GL Good luck GL2U Good luck to you (online gaming) GL/HF Good luck, have fun (online gaming) GLE1 Good luck everyone (online gaming) GLNG Good luck next game (online gaming) GMBA Giggling my butt off GMTA Great minds think alike GN Good night GNE1 Good night everyone GNIGHT Good night GNITE Good night GNSD Good night, sweet dreams GOI Get over it GOL Giggling out loud GR8 Great GRATZ Congratulations GRL Girl GRWG Get right with God GR&D Grinning, running and ducking GS Good shot GS Good split (online gaming) GT Good try GTFO Get the *freak* out GTG Got to go GTRM Going to read mail GTSY Great (or good) to see you GUD Good GWHTLC Glad we had this little chat H H Hug H8 Hate H8TTU Hate to be you HAG1 Have a good one HAK Hug and kiss HAU How about you? H&K Hugs & kisses H2CUS Hope to see you soon HAGN Have a good night HAGO Have a good one HAND Have a nice day HB Hurry back HB Hug back H-BDAY Happy Birthday HBU How about you? HF Have fun HFAC Holy flipping animal crackers H-FDAY Happy Father's Day HHIS Head hanging in shame HL Half Life (online gaming) HLA Hola / hello (Spanish SMS) H-MDAY Happy Mother's Day HNL (w)Hole 'nother level HOAS Hold on a second HP Hit points / Health points (online gaming) HRU How are you? HTH Hope this helps HUB Head up butt HUYA Head up your *butt* HV Have HVH Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming) HW Homework I I2 I too (me too) IA8 I already ate IAAA I am an accountant IAAD I am a doctor IAAL I am a lawyer IAC In any case IAE In any event IANAC I am not a crook IANAL I am not a lawyer IAO I am out (of here) IB I'm back IB I'm back IC I see ICAM I couldn't agree more ICBW It could be worse ICEDI I can't even discuss it ICFILWU I could fall in love with you ICYMI In case you missed it (Twitter slang) IDBI I don't believe it IDC I don't care IDGAF I don't give a *freak* IDK I don't know IDTS I don't think so IDUNNO I don't know IFYP I feel your pain IG2R I got to run IGHT I got high tonight IGN I (I've) got nothing IGP I got to (go) pee IHNI I have no idea IIRC If I remember correctly IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside IK I know IKR I know, right? ILBL8 I'll be late ILU I love you ILUM I love you man ILY I love you IM Instant message IMAO In my arrogant opinion IMHO In my humble opinion ImL (in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text) IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion IMO In my opinion IMS I am sorry IMSB I am so bored IMTM I am the man IMU I miss u (you) INAL I'm not a lawyer INC Meaning "incoming" (online gaming) IOMH In over my head IOW In other words IRL In real life IRMC I rest my case ISLY I still love you ITAM It's The Accounting, Man (financial blogs) ITYK I thought you knew IUSS If you say so IWALU I will always love you IWAWO I want a way out IWIAM Idiot wrapped in a moron IYKWIM If you know what I mean IYO In your opinion IYQ Meaning "I like you" IYSS If you say so J j00 You j00r Your JAC Just a sec JAM Just a minutes JFF Just for fun JFGI Just *freaking* Google it JIC Just in case JJA Just joking around JK Just kidding JLMK Just let me know JMO Just my opinion JP Just playing JP Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games) JTLYK Just to let you know JV Meaning "joint venture" JW Just wondering K K Okay KK Knock, knock KK Okay, Okay! K8T Katie k/b Keyboard KB Keyboard KB Kick butt (online gaming) KDFU Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) *freak* up KEWL Cool KEYA I will key you later KEYME Key me when you get in KFY Kiss for you KIA Know it all KISS Keep it simple, stupid KIT Keep in touch KOC Kiss on cheek KOL Kiss on cheek KOW Knock on wood KOTC Kiss on the cheek KOTL Kiss on the lips KNIM Know what I mean? KNOW Meaning "knowledge" KPC Keeping parents clueless KS Kill then steal (online gaming) KT Katie KUTGW Keep up the good work

Abbreviation Meaning L L2G Like to go? L2G (would) Love to go L2K Like to come l33t Leet, meaning 'elite' L8R Later L8RG8R Later, gator LBAY Laughing back at you LD Later, dude / Long distance LEMENO Let me know LERK Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG Looking for group (online gaming) LFG Looking for guard (online gaming) LFM Looking for more (online gaming) LGH Lets get high LH6 Lets have sex LHSX Lets have sex LHM Lord help me LHO Laughing head off LI LinkedIn LIC Like I care LIK Meaning liquor LIMT Laugh in my tummy LLGB Love, later, God bless LLS Laughing like *silly* LMAO Laughing my *a* off LMBO Laughing my butt off LMFAO Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL Lets meet in real life LMK Let me know LMMFAO Laughing my mother freaking a** off LMNK Leave my name out LNT Meaning lost in translation LOA List of acronyms LOL Laughing out loud LOL Laugh out loud LOL Lots of love LOLH Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO Lots of love LOLWTF Laughing out loud (saying) "What the *freak*?" LOTI Laughing on the inside LOTR Lord of The Rings (online gaming) LQTM Laughing quietly to myself LSHMBH Laugh so hard my belly hurts LSV Language, sex and violence LTD Living the dream LTLWDLS Let's twist like we did last summer LTNS Long time no see LTOD Laptop of death LTS Laughing to self LULT Love you long time LULZ Slang for LOL LVM Left voice mail LWOS Laughing without smiling LY Love ya LYLAS Love you like a sis LYLC Love you like crazy LYSM Love you so much M M8 Mate MB Mamma's boy MC Merry Christmas MEGO My eyes glaze over MEH Meaning a "shrug" or shrugging shoulders MEH Meaning a "so-so" or "just okay" MEHH Meaning a "sigh" or sighing MEZ Meaning "mesmerize" (online gaming) MFI Mad for it MGB May God bless MIRL Meet in real life MISS.(number) Meaning "child and her age". Miss.3 would be a 3-year old daughter MKAY Meaning "Mmm, okay" MLM Meaning give the middle finger MM Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg) MMK Meaning okay? (as a question) MNC Mother nature calls MNSG Mensaje (message in Spanish) MorF Male or female? MOMBOY Mamma's boy MOOS Member of the opposite sex MOS Mother over shoulder MOSS Member of same sex MP Mana points (online gaming) MR.(number) Meaning "child and his age". Mr.3 would be a 3-year old son MRT Modified ReTweet (Twitter slang) MSG Message MTF More to follow MTFBWU May the force be with you MUAH Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor MUSM Miss you so much MWAH Meaning "kiss" (it is is the sound made when kissing through the air) MYO Mind your own (business) MYOB Mind your own business N n00b Newbie N1 Nice one N2M Nothing too much NADT Not a darn thing NALOPKT Not a lot of people know that NANA Not now, no need NBD No big deal NBFAB No bad for a beginner (online gaming) NC Nice crib (online gaming) ND Nice double (online gaming) NE Any NE1 Anyone NFM None for me / Not for me NFM Not for me NFS Need for Speed (online gaming) NFS Not for sale NFW No *freaking* way NFW Not for work NFWS Not for work safe NH Nice hand (online gaming) NIFOC Naked in front of computer NIGI Now I get it NIMBY Not in my back yard NIROK Not in reach of keyboard NLT No later than NM Nothing much NM Never mind NM Nice meld (online gaming) NMH Not much here NMJC Nothing much, just chilling NMU Not much, you? NO1 No one NOOB Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games NOWL Meaning "knowledge" NOYB None of your business NP No problem NPC Non-playing character (online gaming) NQT Newly qualified teacher NR Nice roll (online gaming) NRN No response/reply necessary NS Nice score (online gaming) NS Nice split (online gaming) NSA No strings attached NSFW Not safe for work NSISR Not sure if spelled right NT Nice try NTHING Nothing (SMS) NTS Note to self NVM Never mind NVR Never NW No way NWO No way out O O4U Only for you O Opponent (online gaming) O Meaning "hugs" O Over OA Online auctions (see more auction abbreviations) OATUS On a totally unrelated subject OB Oh baby OB Oh brother OH Overheard OI Operator indisposed OIB Oh, I'm back OIC Oh, I see OJ Only joking OL Old lady OM Old man OM Oh, my OMAA Oh, my aching *A* (butt) OMDB Over my dead body OMFG Oh my *freaking* God omfglmaobbqrofl copteriss oh my *freaking* god, laugh my *a* off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I'm so sad OMG Oh my God OMGYG2BK Oh my God, you got to be kidding OMW On my way ONL Online OO Over and out OOC Out of character OOH Out of here OOTD One of these days OOTO Out of the office OP On phone ORLY Oh really? OT Off topic (discussion forums) OTB Off to bed OTFL On the floor laughing OTL Out to lunch OTOH On the other hand OTP On the phone OTT Over the top OTTOMH Off the top of my head OTW Off to work OVA Over OYO On your own P P Partner (online gaming) P2P Parent to parent P2P Peer to peer P2P Pay to play (online gaming) P911 Parents coming into room alert PAT Meaning "patrol" (online gaming) PAW Parents are watching PBOOK Phonebook (e-mail) PC Player character (online gaming) PCM Please call me PDH Pretty darn happy PDS Please don't shoot PDQ Pretty darn quick PEEPS People PFT Pretty *freaking* tight PIC Picture PIP Peeing in pants (laughing hard) PIR Parents in room PISS Put in some sugar PITA Pain in the *butt* PKMN Pokemon (online gaming) PL8 Plate PLD Played PLMK Please let me know PLS Please PLU People like us PLZ Please PM Private Message PMFI Pardon me for interrupting PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in PMSL Pee myself laughing POAHF Put on a happy face POS Parent over shoulder POV Point of view POV Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual's vehicle from a military vehicle) PPL People PPU Pending pick-up PROLLY Probably PROGGY Meaning computer program PRON Meaning pornography PRT Party PRT Please Retweet (Twitter slang) PRW People/parents are watching PSOS Parent standing over shoulder PSP Playstation Portable PST Please send tell (online gaming) PTL Praise the Lord PTMM Please tell me more PUG Pick up group (online gaming) PVP Player versus player (online gaming) PWN Meaning "own" PXT Please explain that PU That stinks! PUKS Pick up kids (SMS) PZ Peace PZA Pizza Q Q Queue QFE Question for everyone QFI Quoted for idiocy QFI Quoted for irony QIK Quick QL Quit laughing QQ (qq) Meaning "crying eyes" QQ Quick question QSL Reply QSO Conversation QT Cutie QTPI Cutie pie R R8 Rate (SMS) RBAY Right back at you RFN Right *freaking* now RIP Rest in peace RL Real life RLY Really RME Rolling my eyes RMLB Read my lips baby RMMM Read my mail man ROFL Rolling on floor laughing ROFLCOPTER Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing ROTFLUTS Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak RS Runescape (online gaming) RSN Real soon now RT Roger that RT Retweet (Twitter slang) RTBS Reason to be single RTFM Read the *freaking* manual RTFQ Read the *freaking* question RTMS Read the manual, stupid RTNTN Retention (e-mail, Government) RTRCTV Retroactive (e-mail, Government) RTRMT Retirement (e-mail, Government) RTSM Read the stupid manual RTWFQ Read the whole *freaking* question RU Are you? RUMOF Are you male or female? RUT Are u (you) there? RUOK Are you okay? RX Regards RW Real world RX Meaning drugs or prescriptions RYB Read your Bible RYS Read your screen RYS Are you single? S S2R Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine) S2S Sorry to say SAL Such a laugh SBT Sorry 'bout that SC Stay cool SDMB Sweet dreams, my baby SETE Smiling Ear-to-Ear SFAIK So far as I know SH Same here SH^ Shut up SHID Slapping head in disgust SICNR Sorry, I could not resist SIG2R Sorry, I got to run SIHTH Stupidity is hard to take SIMYC Sorry I missed your call SIR Strike it rich SIS Snickering in silence SIT Stay in touch SK8 Skate SK8NG Skating SK8R Skater SK8RBOI Skater Boy SLAP Sounds like a plan SMHID Scratching my head in disbelief SNAFU Situation normal all fouled up SNERT Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager SO Significant other SOAB Son of a *B* S'OK Meaning It' (s) okay (ok) SOL Sooner or later SOMY Sick of me yet? SorG Straight or Gay? SOS Meaning help SOS Son of Sam SOT Short of time SOTMG Short of time, must go SOWM Someone with me SPK Speak (SMS) SRSLY Seriously SPST Same place, same time SPTO Spoke to SQ Square SRY Sorry SS So sorry SSDD Same stuff, different day SSIF So stupid it's funny SSINF So stupid it's not funny ST&D Stop texting and drive STFU Shut the *freak* up STR8 Straight STW Search the Web SUITM See you in the morning SUL See you later SUP What's up? SUX Meanings sucks or "it sucks" SWAK Sent (or sealed) with a kiss SWALK Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss SWAT Scientific wild *butt* guess SWL Screaming with laughter SWMBO She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner SYL See you later SYS See you soon T T+ Think positive T4BU Thanks for being you T:)T Think happy thoughts TA Thanks a lot TAFN That's all for now TAM MTomorro a.m. TANK Meaning really strong TANKED Meaning "owned" TANKING Meaning "owning" TARFU Things Are Really *fouled* Up. TAU Thinking about u (you) TAUMUALU Thinking about you miss you always love you TBAG Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming) TBC To be continued TBD To be determined TBH To be honest TBL Text back later TC Take care TCB Take care of business TCOY Take care of yourself TD Tower defense (online gaming) TDTM Talk dirty to me TFS Thanks for sharing TFTF Thanks for the follow (Twitter slang) TGIF Thank God it's Friday THX Thanks THT Think happy thoughts THNX Thanks THNQ Thank-you (SMS) TIA Thanks in advance TIAD Tomorrow is another day TIC Tongue-in-cheek TILIS Tell it like it is TIR Teacher in room TLK2UL8R Talk to you later TL Too long TMB Text me back TMB Tweet me back (Twitter slang) TMI Too much information TMOT Trust me on this TMTH Too much to handle TMWFI Take my word for it TNSTAAFL There's no such thing as a free lunch TNT Til next time TOJ Tears of joy TOS Terms of service TOU Thinking of you TOY Thinking of you TPM Tomorrow p.m. TPTB The powers that be TQ Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS) TSH Tripping so hard TSNF That's so not fair TSTB The sooner, the better TTFN Ta ta for now TTLY Totally TTTT These things take time TTUL Talk to you later TU Thank you TWSS That's what she said TTG Time to go TTYAFN Talk to you awhile from now TTYL Talk to you later TTYS Talk to you soon TY Thank you TYFC Thank you for charity (online gaming) TYFYC Thank you for your comment TYS Told you so TYT Take your time TYSO Thank you so much TYAFY Thank you and *freak* you TYVM Thank you very much U ^URS Up yours UCMU You crack me up UDI Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on) UDM U (You) da (the) man UDS Ugly domestic scene UFB Un *freaking* believable UFN Until further notice UGTBK You've got to be kidding UKTR You know that's right UL Upload U-L Meaning "You will" UNA Use no acronyms UN4TUN8 Unfortunate UNBLEFBLE Unbelievable UNCRTN Uncertain UNPC Un- (not) politically correct UOK (Are) You ok? UR Your / You're UR2YS4ME You are too wise for me URA* You are a star URH You are hot (U R Hot) URSKTM You are so kind to me URTM You are the man URW You are welcome USBCA Until something better comes along USU Usually UT Unreal Tournament (online gaming) UT2L You take too long UV Unpleasant visual UW You're welcome V VBS Very big smile VEG Very evil grin VFF Very freaking funny VFM Value for money VGC Very good condition VGG Very good game (online gaming) VGH Very good hand (online gaming) VIP Very important person VM Voice mail VN Very nice VNH Very nice hand (online gaming) VRY Very VSC Very soft chuckle VSF Very sad face VWD Very well done (online gaming) W W@ What? W/ With W/B Welcome back W3 WWW (Web address) W8 Wait WAH Working at home WAJ What a jerk WAM Wait a minute WAN2 Want to? (SMS) WAN2TLK Want to talk WAREZ meaning pirated (illegally gained) software WAS Wait a second WAS Wild *a* guess WAWA Where are we at? WAYF Where are you from? W/B Write back WB Welcome back WBS Write back soon WBU What about you? WC Welcome WC Who cares WCA Who cares anyway W/E Whatever W/END Weekend WE Whatever WEP Weapon (online gaming) WH5 Who, what, when, where, why WIBNI Wouldn't it be nice if WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge WDYK What do you know? WDYT What do you think? WGACA What do you think? WIIFM What's in it for me? WISP Winning is so pleasurable WITP What is the point? WITW What in the world WIU Wrap it up WK Week WKD Weekend WRT With regard to WL Whatta loser W/O Without WOMBAT Waste of money, brains and time WOW World of Warcraft (online gaming) WRK Work WRU@ Where are you at? WRUD What are you doing? WTB Want to buy (online gaming) WTF What the *freak* ? WTFE What the *freak* ever WTFO What the *freak* ?, over. WTG Way to go WTGP Want to go private (talk out of public chat area) WTH What the heck? WTM Who's the man? WTS Want to sell? (online gaming) WTT Want to trade? (online gaming) WU What's up? WUCIWUG What you see is what you get WUF Where are you from? WUP What's up? WUW What u (you) want? WUU2 What are you up to? WUZ Meaning "was" WWJD What would Jesus do? WWJD What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, who was known to do things in his own compulsive way.) WWNC Will wonders never cease WWYC Write when you can WYCM Will you call me? WYD What (are) you doing? WYGAM When you get a minute WYHAM When you have a minute WYLEI When you least expect it WYSIWYG What you see is what you get WYWH Wish you were here X X-1-10 Meaning "Exciting" X Kiss X! Meaning "a typical woman" XD Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a smiley mouth) XD Meaning a "devilish smile" XME Excuse Me XOXOXO Hugs & Kisses XLNT Excellent XLR8 Meaning "faster" or "going faster" XYL Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio) XYZ Examine your zipper Y Y? Why? Y Meaning Yawn Y2K You're too kind YA Your YAA Yet another acronym YABA Yet another bloody acronym YARLY Ya, really? YBIC Your brother in Christ YBS You'll be sorry YCDBWYCID You can't do business when your computer is down YCHT You can have them YCLIU You can look it up YCMU You crack me up YF Wife YG Young gentleman YGTBKM You've got to be kidding me YGG You go girl YHBT You have been trolled YHBW You have been warned YHL You have lost YIU Yes, I understand YKW You know what YKWYCD You know what you can do YL Young lady YMMV Your mileage may vary YNK You never know YR Your YR Yeah right YRYOCC You're running your own cuckoo clock YSIC Your sister in Christ YSYD Yeah sure you do YT You there? YTB You're the best YTB Youth talk back YTTL You take too long YTG You're the greatest YW You're welcome YWHNB Yes, we have no bananas YWHOL Yelling "woohoo" out loud YWSYLS You win some, you lose some YYSSW Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever Z Z Zero Z Z's are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep) Z Meaning "Said" Z% Zoo ZH Sleeping Hour ZOMG Used in World of Warcraft to mean OMG (Oh My God) ZOT Zero tolerance ZUP Meaning "What's up?" ZZZZ Sleeping (or bored) Note: To keep our chat guide user-friendly for all ages, some inappropriate words have been edited to include an alternate meaning. These words are marked with a * around the word which has been switched (e.g. *freak*). Like This Guide? Share it With Friends