V-log #2 | Athenologia

Tungu lagi ade lagi 2-3 videos lagi...enjoyyyy....ni yang pertama. Moscow and Volgo.

SMKA Al-Irshad | Forgotten

Salam. Today is Alhamdulillah, praise upon Him, thank you for everything He had done, he's doing and he'll do. We thank him everyday, every SINGLE day.

And so today passed by, and the next day, who didn't know what will happen. Neither I. Neither Me. Alhamdulillah today was a splendid day. Never felt this kind of relieve in my whole life. I'll tell about this later. This post actually gonna reminisce my entire life, bad and happy old days when i was in my first secondary school in Pulau Pinang. Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Agama Al-Irshad. Indeed, it was a famous school in Penang. I knew about this school since I was in primary school. Yet, I'm not that eager or "my gosh wanna go to that school" to go to that school. Maybe, basically, sit is a 'sekolah agama' where people used to think it was a rigid place full of dakyah-dakyah which could change their children to a better person. Perhaps, this thought wasn't that bad at all. Although I'm no person in that school.

Let me make things clearer. So before the UPSR exam, (I don't remember, maybe after UPSR) exam) I and my friends took an examination. I didn't that exam was for what? But they just told me "Just read Al-Quran, they wanna see how proper you read it". Well, it was nervous and yadda yadda things we did after that exam "How many marks you got? Mine was bla bla" or "I've made a mistake ahhhh". Seemed like it was like a UPSR exam. Just after the UPSR exam result was announced, I knew that i got SMKA Al-Irshad. While my friend Amir got Penang Free School ( I was so damn jealous of him coz' in PFS there are so many amoi, yaikes). Going to sekolah agama, what will you be expecting ? Be an alim guy with 1000 hadiths in his head?

So I decided to go there instead of others secondary school. The other schools are all craps. Until now. Still. That's why I chose Irshad. Two of my 5A friends got Science School, but me and Hafiza Binti Ahmad, in Irshad. Great. In one class, again. The same thing as I was in primary school. I just don't wanna lose to her again. She was my primary school's top student. We (the boys) mocked her 'Parkson' because her father worked in Parkson. This was kinda boys thingies. You know childhood boo-boo memories. I bet all girls already faced this once in her entire life. Once. =P.

In Irshad, I learnt many things. Those seniors just brought me bad memories. The bullies, the ridiculous punishments, the 'pengepau' (for God sake i really hate them), but eventually this stupid thing became a sweet memories to me now. I had this mamak guy, i cant remember his name, but he was our batch leader (well at least at the hostel) he was very nice guy. With Hasif, and also Fadhli the guy from Paya Keladi. You know that KISAS school is one of the top school in Malaysia (but Langkawi is better lah eh-he), most of the guys (i dunno about girls) came from Irshadian. And also my tuition member, APEK, atau Fahmi. He was a top student in Irshad but he won't get out of there to Kisas, loyal (?). I really miss Irshad. For all the basic thing they taught me. Like mathurat, zikr, and yassin every friday before the class ends.

Then i got an offer letter to MRSM Pasir Salak. Without much thinking, I was so glad that I can getta hell out of here. Because, i just can't stand in here anymore. Im not a senior 'jambu', always ended up as losers. I had to make a new life. Which is in Pasir Salak. Anymore, my teacher always underestimates our class. She said we were the worst coz we are from the last class, and always those people from the last class are the WORST. Dude, I WAS PLACED there without any exams, who's going to the first class or last class. But when I'm out of there, most of the top students are from my class. I know that already.

Anyway this is my first V-Log (?) entry. So please indulge.

OPEN HOUSE OR OPENED HOUSE ? an open house a day, would keep your deed away.

Today should be a good day. Everything was okay except me. Or specifically my stomach. Jeesh, my ‘stomach’ already made me ‘store-my-mocks’. Dayum. After watching the “Sexual Harassment Panda” (which was damn hilarious) in the Southpark cartoon series, we (the whole family) went to an open house. Although my stomach was feeling terrible, but not necessarily I can’t eat =D. It was in Kepala Batas, Pulau Pinang. That open house was organized by those Puteri UMNO and KADUN Bertam.

Yeah, as soon as I arrived in there, I just realized some kids were performing the Boria dance, which is a kind of our traditional dance in Penang. I don’t know, maybe it’s from the Mami Mamu (s) that dance originate from. The whole things should be fun about this open house or ‘rumah terbuka’ because we’ve got this chance only in our Raya month, which is Syawal (although only Muslims in Malaysia do this). So have fun la!!!

I remember there was one event that since I was in Form 1 and up until now, I still cannot tolerate this kind of thing. Women. Stage. Kinkiness. Gedik. When the women were on stage, I was like “Ape ni ape ni derang buat ni, takyah la nak jerit-jerit, geli “. Women really can’t do some act on stage. I don’t mean in term of Islam, kalau cakap pasal Islam punya perspektif, memang sah sah haram, silap silap open house pun boleh diharamkan tau tak. But, what I mean here is, don’t perform things that just to show your GEDIK-ness in front of others. Moreover, there were those makcik (s), not the sexy chicks. Well, actually this is not the big issue, it just that it is my problem to deal with this problem.

The big issue is someone did the ‘free pornography’ in it. Rumah terbuka sekarang semakin menjadi asset free buta-buta untuk mendapat dosa.

1. Lihat

2. Sentuh

3. Dengar

Semua perkara ini berkisar dengan batasan pergaulan dalam Islam. Batasan pergaulan dalam Islam, bukan sahaja patut dilihat dari segi anda berkapel atau tidak, bukan dari segi sembahyang dalam masjid tidak boleh bercampur lelaki perempuan, tapi seharusnya dilihat dari segi majlis-majlis social seperti rumah terbuka (contoh terdekat), konsert (memang takde harapan kcuali government bertukar) dll. Rumah terbuka sekarang khususnya di kawasan aku membuatkan aku rasa sangat super-duper jengkel. Well obviously sekarang adalah dressing.

Dressing ye? Budaya dressing atau melaram ni tak salah. Ko nak dressing ape pon, lantak ko la kan? But ada preferable jika anda dressing heavy-heavy bukan light-light faham tak? Maksud aku pakai seheavy yang mungkin, tudung, handsocks, so that badan ko jadi heavy. Tangan kanan ko pun akan heavy. Kalau pakai nak kasi orang horny, please, go away. Sebenarnya, aku sendiri tak faham apa dah jadi dengan society sekarang ni. Apakah parents derang yang pakai tudung aurat semua tuh tak marah ke ngan anak pempuan derang ni dedah sane sini? Kalau ayah aku dah lame dah warning adik pempuan aku: “kalau buat pakai camni, kayu belakang tuh naik kat belakang, tak pecaya try la buat”. Scary bukan? Well, indeed we need some Islamisasi, but bukan dengan cara diskriminasi golongan ini ye? (ulas later). Ya Allah, rambut sekarang nak rebonding gegile pastu nak tunjuk kat dunia “weyh lihatlah rambut ku yang cantik ini walaweyh aku cikaro hawt do hade dye kuning-kuning sikit doh”. When you end up getting sperms in your vaggy-vaggy or ass, jangan baru nak ingat dunia. Seriously.

Bila pakaian tidak menutup aurat, and in rumah terbuka people kan macam pergh ramai gegila yang berhimpit aku kau mereka kita dia, and lelaki of course la kan konfemnya pakai t shirt yang lengan pendek (except in Malaysia we got winter in this month sure-sure la pakai lengan panjang tebal gitu) akan bersentuhan or exactly ‘tersentuh’ dengan perempuan semua. Ya Allah, hari ni saja berapa dosa aku dapat kot which aku seriously could not avoid langsung. Tadi aku macam orang pelik je terelak-elak sane sini. Heish, bab nak citer pakai stoken ke tak mmg sah sah la 99.4% la tak pakai kan. So sumber yang kerap kali terkena is bahagian tangan dan lengan, serta kaki. Yang laen cam boleh consider lagi la sebab berlapik (?).

Another thing that I hate about this UMNO punya rumah terbuka, bersalam tak kira muhrim atau tidak. Don’t you guys can think? As long as we can avoid, avoid je la. Apa salahnya kan?

Sekian pasal rumah terbuka. Jaga Aurat anda, salam yakek yakek.

a tale of them

*aww dont you guys miss my emo post?*

its has been a month. well a month and two days approximately. a month is more than enough to suffer me a LOT at there when i'll be there for extra classes. a LOT. means bloody hell yeah a lot of extra class. Okay, maybe, some nerdy chic out there who thinks that this 'extra class' might work for so-called-revising-classes but apparently, HELL NO. This me, and this is "A Tale of Them" *American Idol style*.

You know whats bugging me everyday in my head ? Yeah, my messed head. I'm messy right now. Because, someone did messed around with me. This is them. The holy truth of them. The bloody truth of them. Im gonna list these things out, coz this is a lot.

1. You know what, they just 'proud' of themselves.

• Actually this fact is undeniable. Yeah, showing off that "hey hey, i talk in my language, i cannot talk yours, so i'm utterly better". Owh, this is so pathetic. You wanna know something, you cannot talk in others language just because you are a moron. Can you say "Washington" properly? I bet you would say it like this : Vashington. It sounds more to Vampire, instead. Well better Vampire. Hey no offense to the Americans.
• They said: We've got a giant high-technology rocket, torpedo or zoom-zoom you called them. Actually i think it is a penis-like thingy. You know your rocket or whatsoever are suck. And suckable. Stop making yourself proud, and open your eyes, *how i wish you have eyes* and SEE please SEE, that, you guys got nothing than just a piece of land with you guys as a bunch of craps. Well, a wasted land that is. Right?
• We've got many scientists. Many scientists with many formulas, many theories, many brains. Oops, did i said 'many brains' ? i must have been mistaken though. you guys are BRAINLESS. no brain no gain bebeh. even we've got less scientists than you have, but, we know how to use the science. we make it like a car everyday, we USE it. you guys got so many scientists, but, i dont see it much to your buildings, and where is your computer? the last time i saw you were using XP. which is (:-X || :-P). in an office 5 desks, but only got 1 laptop, this is utterly lame.

proud face.

2. I hate your muddy look.

• in my word, i would describe you as 'belengeh'/'belengis'. one word. can you guys get a better logistic, a better draining system please?
• its not me begging. it's us begging you. coz it's bugging.

i've one experienced this before. really. h. a. t. e.

3. you're an asshole with a bunch of kinky pathetic money-hunger stomach.

• this is just absurd.
• everyone knows that. especially us. we do know, and always know. and always will know.
• you know, if you are too muddabitch go find somewhere else you can make money with. not with us. you're just taking an advantage on us. and that's is desperate economic level for a country like you.
• everyone in this whole world (except the ladies and gentlemen in your country) knows that you're the veto. you're the boss. but, we in there (for me, 'will be there'), you just a loser. yes you're L to the O to the S to the E to the R.
• viz?
• you guys always take advantages on us. via many reasons. the visas, the tuition fees, the unnecessary medical check up, the time-wasting practical hours without learning something in hospitals. you guys named it 'towards academic excellence'. we named it 'towards piggy-piggy moneys $$$'. because you, yes its you animalia, right now, i'm thinking that you guys just gonna waste my time sitting fatting myself up in my home, while, you guys already calculated everything for every hour that i burnt, and you can make money with it for each hour and each day.
• don't believe me? let's do some math-magics here:
• for every hours, we will be charged rm 18. EVERY HOURS. so, x=18.......(1)
• everyday, we've got about 7-8. let's choose 8. so, x*8=8x.........(2)
• and so includes another week (could be another 2 weeks, just dont hope that it will take that long), it will be a month and 10 days. so the total up will be, 40 days.....(3)
• hurm, 40 days, means that, 8x*40=320x.....(4)
• so how many RM $$$ this fishing money maniac will get ?
• guess what...320*(16)= RM 5 120. cool huh? you're mother effing asshole bitch.....(5)
• and to make things happier, my uni will give some discount to it. and i'll get rm 5100.
• and then, i estimated that my account balance will be at RM 500 after im arriving there in Volgo. Can anyone please tell me, can i sell my saliva or hairs to get moneys?

damn money really is almost everything. includes a killer.

• and i'm stressing that i'm not asking for any sympathy writing this out.
• i'm seriously pissed off by this. and afterall, who made me into this ? those un-bersalah people?
• *quite*
• thought so. selfish-ies always does. coz i seriously also did the same thing as Lee did to her friends. I observed which part of ayam did he/she chooses. if he choose smaller means that he/she is willing to make him/herself the second place after his/her friends. which is not selfish.
• and they made the wrong move. and i made my conclusion. although it is not unreliable. but, sometimes, it proves something by this small judgmental series.

you stabbed me. this my time i stab you back. well, this is small, but i indulge it.

this is a stir story of them. no matter who are they, i'm right know really pissed off.

really really really pissed off. gets off me !!!

salam yakek-yakek.

p/s: jangan risau. ini cuma luahan perasaaan visa yang lambat dan wujudnya teori konspirasi universiti aku dengan imegresen.

chasing cars

so tak lama dulu aku baru tahu sebenarnya lagu ni lagu lama dah. padahal aku baru tau dan terus fall in love dengan lagu ni time ada update dalam blog Kd yang memaksa aku stream lagu ni dalam Youtube. Jadi amatlah suka dengan lagu ini. Post demi post aku keluarkan padahal banyak benda aku tak baca lagi. Bab-bab dalam buku cam Biochemistry and Physiology sememangnya memaksa aku tinggalkan terus walaupun aku ada buku rujukan, akan tetapi, disebabkan aku tidak ada basic idea on 'Wut-de-hek' are these two subjects, so, better just leave it. So better aku focus on subjects that i will taking the exams like anatomy and histology this semester, which, about 4 months from now on.

So, i'd really already decided on everything this semester, after talking to my mom, the most understanding person in this whole world, no matter how right i am, no matter how wrong i am, she still be at my side. I'd rather just 'PASS' the exams this semester, without those FLYING COLORS. I mean, usually i'll be aiming for '4' or if im lucky enough, im targeting for '5' in the exams. So, seeing at my situation this semester, i rather just give up all those hope in getting the Holy Red Diploma. Instead, i should just stay focus on the remaining knowledge that i should get this semester. You know, what was past was already past.

Actually, i really dont wanna put things to worst. But, giving hope, when we cant make it, it does and always hurts you so much. it has been always stressful when you just aiming 'i should get this, i should get that'. i already tried that way. and it work. sucks-fully. maybe the other Mara students can excel this semester, but not me. I far behind now. its not because im stupid enough (although i am stupider, urm, stupidest maybe) just aiming at those un-excellent scores 3 3 3 3, but, hey, I'M a month behind and ME expecting to cope all of that in seconds????? Nearly infinite impossible. Really.

What im trying to say here is, yes, really not going to give up. I should really try hard to make things correct AGAIN, reading all those brain-draining stuffs. The main point here is all about tawakal. Yes, im climbing a steep mountain. the high one. the most hottest one (?). well at least i will climb the mountain no matter how high no matter how fast no matter how pain i will get, no matter anything, but what i should get is, AT LEAST AND VERY LEAST, i can make it to there. im not just giving up that easy. make something to it, but, no hope in it. coz' hope is like a deadly minesweeper bomb. once step onto it, than, you'll be in pain forever.

so, this semester means that, lets waste time chasing cars around my head.

and still i cant forgive those who made me into this shitty trouble. tidak akan.

salam yakek-yakek. sorry no facty-facty post today.

Chaplom | Malaysian Roulette

Since I already posted a few descriptions about what is 'chaplom' is, so here is what i posted on the facebook:

"chaplom atau pistol buluh merupakan permainan zaman kanak-kanak khusunya di luar bandar. namanya 'chaplom' adalah satu nama yang asalnya dari bunyi tembakan chaplom itu sendiri sepert 'plom'. jangan tanya 'cha' itu dari mana pulak. penggunaan buah cenderai atau buah cermai yang kecilkecil dipukul masuk ke dalam lubang buluh ini untuk diajdikan peluru adalah amat memedihkan jika terkena tembakan di badan khususnya di tempat-tempat uhum. untuk menambahkan rasa kesedapan, penggunaan buah yang menyebabkan kegatalan akan menambahkan 'toxic effect' kepada si mangsa. jadi inilah permainan saya ketika kecil and welcome to the world of village. this is me, and this is malaysian villagers traditional game. =3"

Man, easy to say, but not until you do it. How to make this roulette thing? I mean we actually don't play roulette (eheh), but, we play it like a Counter Strike game. *Pang Pang*. Like that. Pointing that chaplom on the head, anyway, is good idea. Never tried it though. So, chaplom is made of bamboo. And commonly it is made in villages in North Region of Malaysia. I don't know whether this chaplom is made in Indonesia or Thailand or other South East countries, but I'm quite sure that this toy/gun actually is made ONLY in the northern states villages such as Kedah, Perlis and Penang. But it eventually happened to be heading for its 'extinction' right now, nowadays. Sure if i'm asking to those 'post-Merdeka children' about this, surely i'll end up getting an answer like this: "Huh? Ape tuh" or "What a lame game la, get a PSP or PS3 or Nintendo or whatsoever". Dude, these children are sick. For me, being a Malay or a Kampung Boy (I'm proud of it, so what?) isnt always like you always wearing a baju melayu or baju kurung. It symbolize nothing than just a stupid wear. The culture is more important. The culture is what we practice. Like those 'pantang larang' (as long as it is not khurafat and bring benefits, why not right?), sopan santun things. Have you ever tried eating "sirih" ? It is like Malays traditional 'chweing gum' which will stained your tongue orange. And it taste, urm, sucks. But at least i did tried to taste it. Ah, only the oldies did that anyway.

Making a chaplom needs a few simple steps, yet, it needs a fine work in doing that. One mistake can ruin the whole gun. First you need to find an appropriate bamboo. The best bamboo means that:

1. Handy and light bamboo

2. Not too long and not too short.

3. Hole. A suitable hole to install (?) the bullet (made of ?) *later*

See from the pictures below, you'll get what i mean. Chaplom consists of three main parts. The crucial part is, anyway, the whole thing. There is no exception. -.-"". There are the tube, the pusher/trigger, and the extra supa dupa holder/grip. Hey, for those tourists, no matter from Malaysia or not, dude, you should try this. Do whatever you should do, home stay or anything else. But dont desperately replace this toy with a true gun. Damn that' desperate. Right we have urm, i dont know what is it called as, Nuck, the pistol with a fake long bullet that can stick to our body when we get shot.

Anyway, if you try to google about this, the only keyword that help you to find about this is 'pistol buluh' or 'bamboo pistol'. Not chaplom. And the one and only result would be a Datuk Lat drawing. See it for yourself.

Anyway, enjoys these pics, it can reminisce your childhood memories. Indulge muddabitch !!!! (word taken from latest video from Peter Chao on You Tube, lol, Justin Beaver really got his ass kicked in this video, anyway, how the this Justin Beaver hater knew his lyric? Dayummm.)

The pics like no other:

This is the front part of Chaplom. The Grip.

the trigger

full view (?)

dismantled view

on the launch view

owh forgot about the bullet, the bullet actually we can get from the Buah Cermai (large bullet) or Buah Cenderai (smaller bullet). Large or small do affect the pain. So choose an appropriate chaplom with suitable diameter of hole to match with what kind of bullet you wanna use. To install the bullet is kinda, urm, easy. But not as ABC, surely. We just put the bullet on the hole, then smack it hardly into the hole. Yes it needs skills but wont take too much of time.

So Happy Chaplom-ing !!!!!!!!!!! Just say muddabitch and start shooting others !!!!!!

Salam Yakek yakek

p/s: should I V-LOG this? ehehehehehehe. Dah takpayah nak gedik. Nanti awkward.

janganlah hard sangat ye bang?

so pagi ini, pukul 6:15 pagi ni yang still tak tido (well aku dah gtau kan aku tak tido malam), adalah untuk dikorbankan demi ingin membaca buku anatomi dan histologi (bab immune). okeyh bab histologi tu tak mampu dihabiskan sebab baca anatomi satu nerve pon dah separuh mati. tapi, apabila sudah rasa geram membuak-buak *debuish debuish*, mulalah nak melepaskan segala resah dalam hati ini dalam facebook punya status. berbunyi:

"ya allah please aku pening dengan cranial nerves ni. amenda aku nak baca sebenarnye cam too much info jeeeee. org len cakap simple deheck yg simple nye pon. trigeminal nerve tuh dah la banyak pulak branch2 die. amende niiiii amendee ni ahhh. aku perlukan nota dari cikgu. tanak baca banyak2 dalam grays ni."about an hour ago clear

janggalkan? so tetibelah ada member aku komen yang sebenarnye derang belajar basic-basic je, mane ade masuk lagipun radixes, ganglion, and da gang. pergh frust aku rasa macam nak menyumpah nyumpah je kan kat kepala aku ni ha, macam sefrust-frust aku yang cuba nak paham satu perenggan dengan 4 kali tour that perenggan okeyh? amatlah frust tapi at the same time aku glad la. so lepas ni, aku leh habeskan that bab for only 2 hours max. yeay. mane ke taknye, bende yang aku bace tetibe berkaitan dengan SPECIFIC parts of the brain. which is AKUTAKBELAJARLAGILASEMUATUH. so kiranya boleh la kan lepas ni speed up thing. and tapayah rase frust orang dah jauh gila ke x.

ya Allah aku dah lama nak post pasal adik sorang ni. asyek-asyek lupe je kan. die ni amatlah menyentuh hati setiap manusia, nak nak lagi setiap muslim di Malaysia (well maybe serata dunia?). manusia yang kau maksudkan ialah manusia istimewa. seorang qari yang mempunyai bakat mengalahkan Albert Einstein, iaitu Adik Qayim (tak tau name penuh). maybe korang dah tau kot, aku baru je tau time program Kalamullah TV3 time bulan bulan ramadhan yang kerap sekali disiarkan. Qayim ni sekali lihat mukanya seperti Down's Syndrome. Aku taktau. tapi yang konfem dan tochnanya, dia tiada daya penglihatan. Subhanallah. Bacaan Al-Qurannya sangat hebat, tepat, merdu dan menyentuh jiwa orang yang mendengarnya. Ustazah Asni yang menjadi pengacara menangis teresak-esak ketika beliau membacakan ayat Al Quran. Menambahkan sebak para penonton, dalam doanya, perkara yang paling dia inginkan adalah ingin melihat wajah kedua ibu bapanya. Tersentuh. Amat dan Sangat Tersentuh. Aku sendiri tidak tahulah siapa lagi gerangan hati batu yang tidak terasa hatinya ketika melihat si anak ini cuba menjadikan dirinya solehah. bacaannya yang menggunakan Al Quran Braille menyebabkan aku merasakan bahawa, "Ape ni aku ni, ada mata buta, baca al Quran tak selancar, tak semantap, malah sangat banyak kekurangan dalam membaca al-Quran". Inilah sebagaimana ada firman Allah yang mengkritik manusia yang dikurniakan nikmat mata, tangan, mulut, TETAPI tidak digunakan.

Moga Allah memakbulkan permintaan hamba Allah ini. bagi aku, permintaan dia jugak menjadi permintaan bagi aku jugak sebab aku teringin sekali melihat dia gembira, tidak kiralah masanya bila Allah akan menunaikan hajatnya ini. Allah itu Maha Berkuasa, tiada apa mustahil bagi Allah. Harapnya permintaan si adik Qayim ini kita doakan sesama la ye? biarpun sekali, at least we did pray for them. And also rakan rakan yang senasib dengannya. Amiin.

qayyim

qayim reciting doa, maybe.

anyway adik aku sedang mengambil peperiksaan UPSR. nama dia Hannah Hazirah. Die ni adalah comel time kecik kecik. yeah comel comel, tapi, once kawan ayah aku dekat ngan die, sentuh sentuh jee kene "woi tuuutt tuttt ttuuuttttt". memang cencsored ye? tapi sekarang tak la. dah besar kan. semalam die dah lepas peperiksaan BM (both subjects) and Math Paper 2. So today, she'll be doing Math Paper 1 only. REally wish her luck and the best. Amiin.

So pagi ni nak makan roti canai lagi. Well, you know how many pieces. And wanna do some SwishMax-ing thingies today. Lame tak buat.

Salam Yakek Yakek.

p/s:

• banyak orang kritik TV1, pencacai kerajaan, kritik TV3, dengan tomahan 'TV3suku', akhirnya menampilkan bakat-bakat seperti program Kalamullah dan Adik-adikku, apakah ini semua anda butakan sahaja? Bagi saya untuk pihak TV3 dan sekutu media, teruskan usaha. Buanglah yang maksiat, tingkatkan yang mengntungkan ukhraawi. jzkk. bagi pengkritik di sana yang kononnya bijaksana berpengetahuan illuminati-lah-sangat, kutuklah, makilah mereka. in the end of the day, derang dapat pahala. Masyuk gitu.
• http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=120501254669993 joinlah group ni. Ada akak mashi mashi suruh join. Make some sense jugak la.
• Politik waktu mahasiswa? pendapat? perlu ke tak?

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berat

so hari ini begitu gembira sekali apabila menjejakkan kaki atas penimbang berat. muka dengan penuh expectation terhadap berat badan aku, and so xx.x kg telah ditunjukkan. yeah, sangat happy apabila berat naik banyak menandakan target sepanjang cuti aku menjadi. amatlah sangatlah happy. mungkin bagi anda, anda, anda, dan anda yang sedang membaca buku di sana merasakan 'eh, deheck budak ni berat badan naik pun nak bising, ko nak lemak lembu ke ape ah?'. tapi itulah kan. memang tapenah cukup dengan berat.

bukan, sebenarnya ini stock lemak selama 2 tahun akan datang ye. no more nasi lemak ori, no more roti canai kuah sambal pedas pedas, no more capati. so adalah sedih ok. T.T. oh btw, maybe ni adalah payah untuk dipercayai, taktau la normal bagi korang, tau tak aku makan roti canai normalnya 4 keping sekali makan. range laennya adalah 5 keping. dengan teh ais limau yang kononnya dapat mengurangkan lemak. itu pepagi. kalau malam, tengah hari, im more to lauk. udang satu periuk aku mampu habiskan. so balik ni takde la nnti auuuhh menyesalnyee tak makan itu menyesal taubatnyee tak makan bende tuuu. kan dah jadi kes mengidam. sebab ape?

sebab DIET.

so bagi budak dalam situasi aku, tiada gunanya berdiet. sebab kalau aku kat sane nnti, aku akan kurang makan. and aku sendiri pun akan mengurangkan makanan yang sememangnya dah kurang dah tak sedap, takkan aku nak makan. kan? i mean bila aku cakap tak sedap, means that tak-makan-able. faham x? ada jugak pempuan yang sikit berat naik dalam 2 kg dah hebih sedunia, ah dah gemok. heh, badan ko masih bukan macam Kuman atau Kumin, so takdenye nak gemok. hah.

hari ni sangatlah malas dan tepu. nak tido tak boleh. nak makan pun urm, tak boleh (kot). tapi, nak baca buku, tipulah kalau aku cakap boleh baca. so adalah cemas sekali ye apabila semua orang tengah study laju laju *piuu piuu* (sound effect), tapi aku di sini masih terkapai-kapai 'ape nak belajar ni ape nak belajarr ni ah period aku periodddddd tau x'. anatomy tadi try nak bace pergh macam dah tak boleh masuk dengan nerve nerve ni dah. macam nak mati dah woih. baca dalam Gray's Anatomy ni mmg tak dinafikan terlampau banyak info dia. I mean unnecessary punya info. Payah gila aku nak extract data. Aku perlukan cikgu aku, Euvgenia, rindu awak tau. Histo lagi la, tetibe je derang dah habes satu bab, padahal aku baru je habes bab circulatory system. ish, sakitlah derang dah masuk lymphoid sume sume tuh. banyak tau tak. but actually sebenarnye tak banyak pun. since aku baca according that book, mmg totally banyak. kalau ikot slideshow yang di print tuh, tak banyak mane pon, around 3 hours non stop reading dah boleh siap pon, since buku ni adalah buku text dan adalah tebal, so, T.T tak berlagu la.

semalam sebenarnya cuba poly-phasing sleep time den. since aku ada masalah dengan hormon melatonin aku, siang aku akan tido sepuasnya, dari 6 pagi sampailah pukul 3, atau 7 pagi (kalau teringin nak bersarapan dengan bersengkang mata tanak tido), then malam dari pukul 10 sampai 6-7 pagi adalah berjaga tapi tak boleh tido, so aku rather try polyphasing sleep. poly-phasing the sleep habit means that, for every 4 hours in a day, you sleep for 30-40 minutes. remember in every 4 hours interval per day. and i did it.....

beberapa deskripsi mengenai poly phase sleep. try la. NASA buat, Armies buat, Napoleon pun buat. =)

in the morning

in the evening, tido sampai 12 jam.

so takde maknenye. life aku time malam.

agak agak time aku on call nnti, mesti aku jadi insan cemerlang kannnnnnnnnnnn???

sesaje

pergh bukan senang artis nak reply mesej aku pun kan. doh die ni mmg ada future. =).

p/s jangan google. die mmg seksi. aduh ni je masalah die ni.

kejadian 19

inviting tak aku punya post kali ni. ada hamster. ada candle. ade cake (?)

gila dengki bila sedar Lee punya 19th birthday adalah on 19th September also. Kenapa aku 5th April waktu aku masih hingusan. Eh aku rasa macam lama je kan tak update blog. padahal tak perasan baru seminggu. -.-""

Okeyh motif peng-update-tan ini adalah untuk buat bufday wish untuk si Lee. Entah rasanya memang kena (?) buat kot sebab die member seblogging. Sejak bila pula blogging punya geng ni ada member. Adeh.

Let's make this simple. Poff:

SELAMAT HARI JADI YANG KE 19th KEPADA CIK LEE

*malas nak tulis dalam Russian text pon, sebab memang tak paham pon kan.*

Terus terang. Nama Liyana Rosely menyebabkan aku rasa macam "macam pernah aku dengar tapi di mana yak?". serius. beberapa hari yang lepas baru aku sedar kenapa. Rupanya kan, kalau disambungkan Rosely-Liyana-->RoseLiyana-->Rosliana. Jadilah nama Rosliana, which is, dia adalah kawan sekolah rendah aku. Check aku punya friends list kalau tak pecaya. Ini sebagai intro kenapa aku rasa pelik dan semacam bila aku nak sebut nama ni.

Tau tak nama Liyana adalah PAYAH/SUSAH/LECEH/ untuk disebut. Aku dulu penah kene marah sebab panggil si minah ni 'Lee' jer. Tapasal-pasal kene malu depan junior Lgk. Ceh. Aku tau menyampah tengok tulisan aku ni merepek-repek takde motif.

Sekarang aku kasi motif.

Since dia ni pantang dipuji (?) so post kali ni bukan la nak puji sangat. Kutuk lagi la nanti aku kene fire berapi. Tanak aku. So Lee, walaupun den di sini amatlah kecewa dengan nti. kecewa gila. terus terang woh. Name je Lee kan, adalah sungguh pedisss bila nti tak tau Lee Chong Wei tuh sape okeyh. Tak, serius takkan tak kenal Lee Chong Wei tu sape?

Ni gambar die:

jangan tanya sapa lagi cun. dia kurus titik. So nak wish bese jer:

• selamat hari jadi
• semoga bahagia hingga ke anak cucu bersama ehem ehem. *dah la masuk dalam mimpi aku dua orang ni pergh*
• semoga menjadi geologist yang berjaya. perkara penting untuk pempuan menjadi geologist adalah: ! jangan kasi anak makan batu nanti !
• belajar la buat lauk pauk, janagn cupcake, cake-cake kejadah yang laen.
• cepat laaaa kawennnnnnnnnnn
• mendapat perhatian macam seorang Asperger's dapat. Tapayah sebenarnya. Nti pon dah 3 suku macam Asperger's. So tunjuk kat semua orang pastu semua orang simpati aww aww.
• cepat kurus. jangan amek slimming pills. *pergh perasan aku kurus*
• teruskan berblogging sebab blog anda adalah emosi tinggi.
• *ape mesej aku nak cakap tadi niii dah lupe laaaaaa*
• hah. lastly be yourself.
• tak last lagi ni. sumpah ni last.
• Selamat Merepeat paper nanti (ke dah?). boleh buat punye sebab otak nti genius-RAM-5Gb-Intel i5.

lastly sekali lagi happy bufday.

message of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUHatTvHvjM&NR=1

komen: mane-mane je la cik hijau oi, tapi asalkan, kamu mempunyai asas yang teguh, jangan mengharapkan kuda tunggangan, kami sokong. tapi kalau setakat yang 2/3 parlimen bukan dari kamu, maaf, anda masih belum kuat. sekian.

salam yakek-yakek.

raya itu

AND so it was raya. yesterday. i mean raya pertama. i indeed joyed thousands of great moment. ^.^. so when i am doing sumthing, i keep thinking what is it behind this. the meaning behind all these things that happened. like, why is it it can meet my friends even though i they were separeted, why my heart tickled when it comes "jom pergi lawat rumah ni JAUH kat sana". even though it is far, but still, i wanna go. most important thing is, why and why, Allah let me to have this raya morning this year ? why it was already fated like that?

im just wondering, not like mempertikaikan or sumthin. ^.^. lagipun raya kali ni adalah sangat best. tau pekataan 'best' tu sangat boring, tapi ape nak buat kan, since mmg best pon raye ni, really learnt a lot of things. especially when i'd been to all my friends house. totally superb journey. unforgettable. walaupun bahasa or pelat cik ni dah agak berkarat sebenaqnya, i mean, bukannya ada lidah russian sangat pon kan, tapi die punya purity of penang tu kan not only depends on betapa 'q' nya di pekataan 'pelaqkkk', betapa 'aiiiiyy' nya die perkataan "tunggai", bukan bukan, buat apa nak buat tercabut kerongkong nak sebut mende mende alah macam tuh. owh lupa orang KL adalah sumpah fail nak cakap pelat ni. failed kat Q. sebut 'ayaq' tengok?

ye aku pon fail cakap KL. at least we tried each other kan?

sebenarnya, untuk menjadi penang sejati (cewah) it depends on betapa kita mendalami budaya kelola orng penang itu sendiri. kelola = lok laq = tak senonoh. i mean, being a penangian, not necessarily about books, nerdsss, penangians are nerdssssss, hey no such thing la. penangians are about to be sempoi. being lok laq. macam:

mat: woi tengok tuh....

jat & aku: padia ?

mat: tengok aku dok usha padia la ni?

jat: haram....pantang tengok marka...tak kera tudung ka tak tudung ka, semua hang nak...

mat: WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOIIIII

jat: tekoh tak dan cakap papa lagi pasai dah buat dah...bagi makan besi baru tau.

aku: -.-""""" apakah yang hang buat ni mat ??? babi segan aku la dok belakang hang ni. aduih.

mat: besa la woi. hang tak tau lagi member aku yang laen.

aku: okeyh fine. totally aku boleh paham lagu mana.

*berbeza kan slang aku ngan slang derang ni? i mean aku agak skema banyak*

*kan?*

so special greetings to all my friends, who are furthering in their studies, no matter where, UiTM ke, Form 6 ke, Politeknik ke, mane mane je la, asalkan, in the menjadi insan berguna. jgn jadi sampah. macam aku. haha. tak lawak.

well these are the names that i would like to wish hari raya and maaf zahir batin. glad to meet and know you guys.

Primary school SKPT (Sekolah Kebangsaan Pinang Tunggal):

1) Izzat (jat milah)

2) Aamir Halim

3) Syafik Suhaili (capek)

4) Asri Bin Ismail (mat besi padang beka)

5) Nur Mastura

6) Baitul Izzati Binti Rasli

7) Rosliana

8) Nur Amanina Binti Khazali(?)/Ghazali (?)

(9) Nur Amalina Binti Khazali(?)/Ghazali (?)

10) hafiza bin ahmad (sori tapadat g rumah fiza deh)

Secondary schools:

1) all classmates 509. tiada terkecuali.

2) kawan2 baik: mior mohd nabil, tengku amirul tengku yunik, sabri, bull, sahli, kd, azie, lee, paeh

3) bebduak langkawi yang kat intec

4) sri dayana zuriyanti and others ex homeroom.

bebudak intec sir iz, teacher sume2, though aku tak famous kan.

and lupe pulak to y'all yg tengah berjuang mati matian di bumi volgograd. moga korang sukses selalu and salah silap aku harap diampuni, iyelah aku kan perangai ntah pape.

anyway enjoy the pics:

first picture of the day actually. My systers: Left: Huda Humaira, Right: Hannah Hazira

Iklan raya: aku tak tau is it petanda or what for beautiful start, but, the morning is very damn pretty. =)

first candid. really miss those childhood memories

asyraf. tapi panggil aissirap. takpun sirup or in english syrup. -.-"" aku serius.

Biasalah, dipagi raya, rak kira culture mane, we forgive and forget those wrongdoings. Insya-Allah. Allah itu Maha Pengampun. Inikan pula manusia.

Paksu's family.

Pak Cik Man's Family

he was jailed for an attempt of stealing motorcycle. but i hope he really changed after that incident. 5 days before raya, deheck was he stealing uh?

iklan raya 2

maaf tiada niat untuk kata satu malaysia. but we really indeen have a good bond between each other. he lives with his son's family behind my home. ouh, we called him 'ah tong'. 'tong' sounds as in 'sotong'. not as in 'tong sampah'. -.-"""

mat besi with his secondary schoolmate. and he is mate that i wrote just now. eheh.

this is capek (syafik) and mat hairi or kodi. cooll tak name die kodi payah doh nak cari name village2 gini.

this is stealing. i mean taking photograph like he owned that RXZ. eh betol ke RXZ aku mmg fail bab2 kete and moto ni. adeh.

ini merupakan photo yang kasi guaa bengkek and panasss je dalam hati kaaann. KENAPA SEMUA MEMBER AKU DAH ADA AWEK/MARKA SIAP ADA YANG PLAYBOY LAGI HAAA....APAKAH APAKAHHH NASIB AKU INIII AHHHHHHH.

p/s: elli iskandar cakap, ibu dia cakap, jodoh is just nice die punye timing. tak tue sangat, tak mude sangat. it just nice. kalau takde jodoh, tandenye tak sampai lagi la waktunye tuh. ngeeeeeeeeeeeeee. =P

"tangkap gambaq kami tangkap gambaqqq kamii. nak bagi nampak kambing (?) belakang ni."-capek. -.-""""

cubaan rempit tapi playsafe. eh ktorang assume that hari tuh hari free topi keledar, so sume tapakai topi keledar, kopiah kekadang je. dermmm.

oi kepada pembaca volgograd aka bontotpad, inilahhhh ketupat yang bakap buat korang OMG sangat dengkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. *dengkilah sebagai panjangnya pekataan 'dengki' tu. hehehe.

mastura ibrahim (nama bapak die tapasti sangat, tapi cam sedap je) sume dah grown up dah skunk. aku lemak je la. eheh. mak die penah keje kantin dulu. teringat time tengok muke mak die.

jus oren. kat russia takde kordial doh.

balang-balang kueh. jarang aku bukak. kecuali ade kueh cornflake. sangap kueh tuh leerh.

X and Y. kalau korang paham mesej aku la. derang due orang ni kembar. tak seiras. kiri akak, adik kanan. but due nice dah besar dah cun cun comel gitu. aku rasa dah berpunya.

*muka kempunan*

heading back to home. dah penat. walaupun naik motor. dah la tak drive.

iklan dan wallpaper lates desktop skrg. ^.^

moyang aku. which is, tok kepada ayah aku. paham tak?

okeyh. the fact is, ini adalah gambar aku, and the only gambar aku sepanjang raya ni. keje aku snap orang laen, but orang laen takleh snap aku. sbb aku ________. isi la sendiri tempat kosong. kalau nak komen kutuk, silakan, mmg itu skop jawapan nye pon. hahahaha. talak lawak.

anyway,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI DARI KAMI SEKELUARGA.

D- FOR THE DOL. DODOL !!!

semalam:

aku: tok nak buat dodoi (dodol) dok raya ni ?

tok: dok rasa tak buat dah kot. doh tinggai berapa hari lagi ja ni. dok rasa tak buat kot.

aku: alaaa tok buat laaa, bila lagi cik nak merasa pun. dah la dapat cuti free-free.

tok: *muka berat*

aku: alaaa tok buat la....

tok: bukan tak mau buat pon, tok sat gi penat, renyah (payah) nak buat dia pon. tok dah tua tak larat kedarah aih nak buat.

aku: laaa, tok takyah risau pasai tu pon. ni ha, orang yang dok cuti ni, meh cik tolong tok, bukan nak gaduh payah.

tok: hhwooo..ingat nak kacau dia sat ja ka ? pada lama nak mampuih hwo.

aku: takpa. esok tok buat la. dan lagi pon ni.

tok: esok mai awai2 pagi. pukoi (pukul) tujuh mau ada dah kat sini.

*esok*

nah. pukul 9 baru. NAK BANGUN DARI TIDO LEPAS SUBUH/SAHUR tu ha. cesss. luckily my brother woke me up. if not, *sigh* kempunan ler. so then i rushed to my tok's house. well, here in penang, we called tok for grandmother, erk, some other places like Pahang (?) they use Tok Wan for grandmother. Here, tok wan is for grandfather. Well, 'wan' actually suites men better aite? Anyway, WHY DODOL? What on earth dodol is? Well, since, maybe y'all too much been raised in cities/towns and even for other visitors/ tourists who come across this blog wanna know, dodol is a type of traditional Malaysian food. Delicious gummy-like food. Totally sweet. It is made of brown sugars, white sugars, santan (a juice from matured coconut, not the young green one), and flour (a special type of flour called 'pulut' flour). just put it together, then just stir it. Usually, to dodol was made before Hari Raya Daya (Eid Day) for the muslims in Malaysia, not sure in Indenesia though. It is seldom (maybe not) in small quantity. We make it in large quantity. Why ?

It's not that we eat much. Urgh, if y'all wanna eat all, totally should think twice, it's just like you putting a superb belly fats around your waist. Yeah, it is full of fats. Totally full. So, if you wanna try some, just try it about 3-5 bits. If you wanna keep slim dawg.

Since we, Malaysians, suke sangat kan makan makanan yang modern, cam, kuih nak yang update update je (kononnye la), like almond london la, cornflakes (faveret aku doh, bini aku kene master buat ni, kalau tak 13 talak aku kasi hahaha), cococrunch la, nescafe la, tart tart la, when things semakin menjadi modern sangat, aku rasa sangat muak. I mean for me la. Like, having seluar zara costs about hundreds kan, in the end dah muak, mula la nak beli seluar-seluar murah. Here in malaysia, everythings is about quality. Macam kat Russia, yang mahal je la quality, kalau tak, haish, harummm ler aku nak pakai. Buruk okeyh. cutting ntah pape.

semalam aku beli kasut converse. rm30 ringgit. hijau tiau ! Murah gilerrr.

*lari point*

so try la buat makanan tradisional ni. Bile lagi nak buat nak belajar. kite je generasi last. Kite kene belajar buat, kesabaran dan kekuatan nak baut ni payah woah. Lenguh ni ha tangan aku kacau mende alah tuh. Harap berbaloi la. tak rase lagi ni. tapenah penah pon aku nak makan sangat dodol. it just aku nak enjoy buat tuh. and aku terase tergerak hati na pertahankan budaya aku ni. so kepada anak anak dare di luar sane, enoughla nak merempit, have fun this that, better dok rumah pertahankan apa yang perlu kita pertahankan, tradisi kita.

so anyway, Selamat Hari Raya (sengal banyak kali dah greet =P), enjoy the pic yang ditangkap iPhone ni, bukan dslr aku, so paham2 la kan quality sesucks mane.

menggelembung woah. *Blup Blup*

*Kadewudek*

itulah aku panggil die. 0.000045 saat lepas tuh aku kene finger-F ngan die. *sigh*. owh ni adik aku btw. mmg berbeza.

tok tekun. fine muke die jadi cam tuh sebab asap. aku adalah amat tak tahan dengan asap. aku kacau kejap, kalau ade asap, aku OUT!!!! tu la maksud aku cabaran jugak tuh.

rindu woah nak pakai terompah ni. haha. purple lagi tuh. tok aku punya okeyh ?

ni ha bara api. skill ni sampai sekarang aku tak tau camner nak buat bara api. sumpah aku rasa lama gila.

kacau kacau !!!

p/s: nampak tak buku histology kat situ. pergh medik tak aku?

satu ketika ketika adipocyte ni merupakan white adipocyte

semakin bertukar ke arah brown adipocyte

nak sikit ah tuh....c'mon!!!

sigh last sekali habis jugak pon. dalam 3 jam stirring non stop. perh perh.

HAPPY EID!!! Lagi 1 hari je lagi.

member-member kau kat Volgograd Russia raye esok. wah wah, raye awal gila. *gelabah sehari je kan*. Selamat hari raya sungguhpun korang dalam kekurangan. Special greeting kepada:

1) Syamil Menza

2) Suffian Syukor

3) Elias Adam

4) Etie Aziz

Selamat Hari Raya !!!

p/s:

• Jangan la semua benda nak kait engan freemason sangat. tau la tengok the arrival, aku tengok sampai habis jugak, tapi takyah lah gelabah sampai ko fitnah itu ini. Ingat SYAK takpe, jangan FITNAH, sesungguhnya dosa fitnah lagi besar daripada dosa membunuh. So kalau syak terus g bunuh, jangan fitnah, dosa lagi kecik. BUnuh la Najib tuh. Tapaham aku manusia ni. -.-"""
• Rancangan Ray William Johnson adalah sangat best dalam YouTube. Try la tengok !
• Album Linkin Park yang baru sucks. Blackbird je best.
• Lagu raya adalah best didengar sekarang.
• Jangan makan mamak sangat. pempuan lagi la. Nanti malas masak, terus tak tau masak. Jatuh saham woh.

K salam Yakek Yakek. Bye-bye !