OPEN HOUSE OR OPENED HOUSE ? an open house a day, would keep your deed away.

Today should be a good day. Everything was okay except me. Or specifically my stomach. Jeesh, my ‘stomach’ already made me ‘store-my-mocks’. Dayum. After watching the “Sexual Harassment Panda” (which was damn hilarious) in the Southpark cartoon series, we (the whole family) went to an open house. Although my stomach was feeling terrible, but not necessarily I can’t eat =D. It was in Kepala Batas, Pulau Pinang. That open house was organized by those Puteri UMNO and KADUN Bertam.

Yeah, as soon as I arrived in there, I just realized some kids were performing the Boria dance, which is a kind of our traditional dance in Penang. I don’t know, maybe it’s from the Mami Mamu (s) that dance originate from. The whole things should be fun about this open house or ‘rumah terbuka’ because we’ve got this chance only in our Raya month, which is Syawal (although only Muslims in Malaysia do this). So have fun la!!!

I remember there was one event that since I was in Form 1 and up until now, I still cannot tolerate this kind of thing. Women. Stage. Kinkiness. Gedik. When the women were on stage, I was like “Ape ni ape ni derang buat ni, takyah la nak jerit-jerit, geli “. Women really can’t do some act on stage. I don’t mean in term of Islam, kalau cakap pasal Islam punya perspektif, memang sah sah haram, silap silap open house pun boleh diharamkan tau tak. But, what I mean here is, don’t perform things that just to show your GEDIK-ness in front of others. Moreover, there were those makcik (s), not the sexy chicks. Well, actually this is not the big issue, it just that it is my problem to deal with this problem.

The big issue is someone did the ‘free pornography’ in it. Rumah terbuka sekarang semakin menjadi asset free buta-buta untuk mendapat dosa.

1. Lihat

2. Sentuh

3. Dengar

Semua perkara ini berkisar dengan batasan pergaulan dalam Islam. Batasan pergaulan dalam Islam, bukan sahaja patut dilihat dari segi anda berkapel atau tidak, bukan dari segi sembahyang dalam masjid tidak boleh bercampur lelaki perempuan, tapi seharusnya dilihat dari segi majlis-majlis social seperti rumah terbuka (contoh terdekat), konsert (memang takde harapan kcuali government bertukar) dll. Rumah terbuka sekarang khususnya di kawasan aku membuatkan aku rasa sangat super-duper jengkel. Well obviously sekarang adalah dressing.

Dressing ye? Budaya dressing atau melaram ni tak salah. Ko nak dressing ape pon, lantak ko la kan? But ada preferable jika anda dressing heavy-heavy bukan light-light faham tak? Maksud aku pakai seheavy yang mungkin, tudung, handsocks, so that badan ko jadi heavy. Tangan kanan ko pun akan heavy. Kalau pakai nak kasi orang horny, please, go away. Sebenarnya, aku sendiri tak faham apa dah jadi dengan society sekarang ni. Apakah parents derang yang pakai tudung aurat semua tuh tak marah ke ngan anak pempuan derang ni dedah sane sini? Kalau ayah aku dah lame dah warning adik pempuan aku: “kalau buat pakai camni, kayu belakang tuh naik kat belakang, tak pecaya try la buat”. Scary bukan? Well, indeed we need some Islamisasi, but bukan dengan cara diskriminasi golongan ini ye? (ulas later). Ya Allah, rambut sekarang nak rebonding gegile pastu nak tunjuk kat dunia “weyh lihatlah rambut ku yang cantik ini walaweyh aku cikaro hawt do hade dye kuning-kuning sikit doh”. When you end up getting sperms in your vaggy-vaggy or ass, jangan baru nak ingat dunia. Seriously.

Bila pakaian tidak menutup aurat, and in rumah terbuka people kan macam pergh ramai gegila yang berhimpit aku kau mereka kita dia, and lelaki of course la kan konfemnya pakai t shirt yang lengan pendek (except in Malaysia we got winter in this month sure-sure la pakai lengan panjang tebal gitu) akan bersentuhan or exactly ‘tersentuh’ dengan perempuan semua. Ya Allah, hari ni saja berapa dosa aku dapat kot which aku seriously could not avoid langsung. Tadi aku macam orang pelik je terelak-elak sane sini. Heish, bab nak citer pakai stoken ke tak mmg sah sah la 99.4% la tak pakai kan. So sumber yang kerap kali terkena is bahagian tangan dan lengan, serta kaki. Yang laen cam boleh consider lagi la sebab berlapik (?).

Another thing that I hate about this UMNO punya rumah terbuka, bersalam tak kira muhrim atau tidak. Don’t you guys can think? As long as we can avoid, avoid je la. Apa salahnya kan?

Sekian pasal rumah terbuka. Jaga Aurat anda, salam yakek yakek.